Fake hymens for sale – how women in Abuja are getting their virginities back

Published On: September 10, 2013, 4:23 pm
Author: Beverly Osu
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-- (m) at 10-09-2013 04:23PM

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You can eat your cake and have it these days, it seems. Nneka Dike (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisecrack. And now acccording to .com in house source the new hymen is gaining ground among abuja babes

Originally produced by Asian sex toy company Gigimodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a ‘designer hymen’ is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.

Plastic and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object that expands to fit when placed inside the honeypot, leaking an optimal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after penile pressure, thus simulating the act deflowering. It is meant to be inserted about 15 minutes before sexual intercourse, with hands – insert joke here – washed clean.

It comes with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God his  mercies – reportedly no side effects.

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-- merion (f) at 10-09-2013 05:08PM
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-- lanudja (f) at 10-09-2013 05:15PM
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I pass.... cos i dnt get it
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-- humphreyedet (m) at 10-09-2013 05:20PM
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Poster ur message is not clear.
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-- Lil2mermaid (f) at 10-09-2013 05:33PM
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wonder shall never end
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-- Lateef67 (m) at 10-09-2013 05:43PM
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-- winace (f) at 10-09-2013 05:55PM
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Na craze dey worry d pple wey do dis thg. Na mumu man d babes go for lie for.
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-- osamabinladin (m) at 10-09-2013 05:58PM
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 Huh?
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-- gmarley (m) at 10-09-2013 06:01PM
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hmmmm
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-- angesco (f) at 10-09-2013 06:03PM
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Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
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-- etibaba (m) at 10-09-2013 06:10PM
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End time.

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-- proly (f) at 10-09-2013 06:17PM
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-- dickman2 (m) at 10-09-2013 06:29PM
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-- chicco77 (f) at 10-09-2013 06:34PM
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^rubish
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-- flames4u (m) at 10-09-2013 06:39PM
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Palz plz ansa diz Qustn most especialy ladies in da house....... Can U eat ur cake n av it back?
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-- dareper (m) at 10-09-2013 07:11PM
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Quote from: angesco on 10-09-2013 06:03PM
Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
thank u. In fact I go marry u.
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-- zoe61 (f) at 10-09-2013 07:38PM
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i dey fear 9ja notting them no go invent or discover
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-- otagermo (m) at 10-09-2013 07:51PM
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d tin go fit reduse their age too`?
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-- Shegzan (m) at 10-09-2013 07:53PM
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-- schegzy (m) at 10-09-2013 08:42PM
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Quote from: angesco on 10-09-2013 06:03PM
Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
LMAO!!!
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