Fake hymens for sale – how women in Abuja are getting their virginities back

Date: 10-09-2013 4:23 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Beverly Osu
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- at 10-09-2013 04:23 PM (10 years ago)
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You can eat your cake and have it these days, it seems. Nneka Dike (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisecrack. And now acccording to .com in house source the new hymen is gaining ground among abuja babes

Originally produced by Asian sex toy company Gigimodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a ‘designer hymen’ is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.

Plastic and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object that expands to fit when placed inside the honeypot, leaking an optimal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after penile pressure, thus simulating the act deflowering. It is meant to be inserted about 15 minutes before segxwal intercourse, with hands – insert joke here – washed clean.

It comes with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God his  mercies – reportedly no side effects.

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Posted: at 10-09-2013 04:23 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- merion at 10-09-2013 05:08 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 10-09-2013 05:15 PM (10 years ago)
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I pass.... cos i dnt get it
Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- humphreyedet at 10-09-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Poster ur message is not clear.
Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:20 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lil2mermaid at 10-09-2013 05:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:33 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Lateef67 at 10-09-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 10-09-2013 05:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Na craze dey worry d pple wey do dis thg. Na mumu man d babes go for lie for.
Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:55 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osamabinladin at 10-09-2013 05:58 PM (10 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 10-09-2013 05:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- gmarley at 10-09-2013 06:01 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:01 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- angesco at 10-09-2013 06:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- etibaba at 10-09-2013 06:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 10-09-2013 06:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Rubishhhhhh
Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:17 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 10-09-2013 06:29 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:29 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicco77 at 10-09-2013 06:34 PM (10 years ago)
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^rubish
Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:34 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- flames4u at 10-09-2013 06:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-09-2013 06:39 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- dareper at 10-09-2013 07:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: angesco on 10-09-2013 06:03 PM
Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
thank u. In fact I go marry u.
Posted: at 10-09-2013 07:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zoe61 at 10-09-2013 07:38 PM (10 years ago)
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i dey fear 9ja notting them no go invent or discover
Posted: at 10-09-2013 07:38 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- otagermo at 10-09-2013 07:51 PM (10 years ago)
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d tin go fit reduse their age too`?
Posted: at 10-09-2013 07:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 10-09-2013 07:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Kk,bye#
Posted: at 10-09-2013 07:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- schegzy at 10-09-2013 08:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: angesco on 10-09-2013 06:03 PM
Do you know why there are no refuse dumps in Asia - it's because they dump all their refuse in Nigeria!!!
LMAO!!!
Posted: at 10-09-2013 08:42 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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