The ''MACHINE or MINE",pls judge dis case!!!

Date: 03-07-2009 11:16 am (14 years ago) | Author: Nkiru uzoamaka Anene
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- at 3-07-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE SHOULD PLS TELL ME THE OWNER OF THIS CASH!!!!

A man and his wife are in court over a divorce suit.

the problem is who should get custody of their only child.

the wife jumped up and said,'your honor sir, i brought this child into this world with pain and labour,

therefore she should be in my custody'.

The Judge turns to the husband and said,what do you have to say in this case;

The man sat for a while contemplating......then slowly rose,

your honor,If i put my ATM card into a cash DISPENSING MACHINE and the CASH comes out ...

.....whose CASH is it?

THE MACHINE OR MINE?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- stealth_biatch at 3-07-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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lolzz ... going by the joke ... the dude gon get dat baby !!

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 3-07-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
what a day...
too bored and sleepy few mins ago, tnx cassy dear for such joke.
it helps me up on the go ...heheh.
good one... Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago)
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Scorpionheart I miss you so much

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 3-07-2009 11:42 AM (14 years ago)
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LOL....

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:42 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Where u go since it's almost 2wks

Posted: at 3-07-2009 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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@scorpionheart>oohhh really,so d joke helpd 2 make ur day...tanx 4 ur appreciation!
Posted: at 3-07-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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keep it up..............hehehe

Posted: at 3-07-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago)
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tanx sweetheart....lol
Posted: at 3-07-2009 12:47 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Swtheat hav u check the message???

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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yes n i've replied too
Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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u re welcome
Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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swtheat more message in your inbox..........check it out

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- stealth_biatch at 3-07-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago)
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no be machine or mine we dey talk again ??


I tire for una ooh !!

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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pass and go jare

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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@stealth>pls bear wiv us.....we cant help fallin 4 each oda..... Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- stealth_biatch at 3-07-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cassandralily on  3-07-2009 01:40 PM
@stealth>pls bear wiv us.....we cant help fallin 4 each oda..... Smiley Smiley

its all gud ... no mind me jare ... galang wit yo fine self !!

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 3-07-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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swtheart you hav more message......check it out

Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cassandralily at 3-07-2009 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-07-2009 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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