GHOST SEX

Date: 08-07-2009 8:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie

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federico at 8-07-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago)

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There was a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.

He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people were still standing.

He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people stood up.

Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.

When the speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought you said GOAT."

Posted: at 8-07-2009 08:12 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

KleverC at 8-07-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago)

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what do u call segxwal relationship btw human and an animal?

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up

Posted: at 8-07-2009 09:56 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

federico at 8-07-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago)

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just read again,u are confused

Posted: at 8-07-2009 10:11 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sheenor at 9-07-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago)

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funnie

I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 9-07-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

omatseye at 9-07-2009 06:47 AM (14 years ago)

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deaf man....or poor man.....funnny...u open my 32....keep it up ok......great work here......

Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:47 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 9-07-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago)

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good job Federico.........hahahaha

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 9-07-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

coolguys235 at 9-07-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago)

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i dont see any thing funny there considering the title of your joke..................... Cool

Geoin4matic Engineer .. Grin

Posted: at 9-07-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) \| Hero

chariontime at 9-07-2009 06:14 PM (14 years ago)

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nice 1

Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:14 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

teeco at 9-07-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago)

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Diverting

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:15 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

federico at 9-07-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)

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coolguy is time u start posting jokes

Posted: at 9-07-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sheenor at 10-07-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago)

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whtev

I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure

Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

omatseye at 10-07-2009 07:03 AM (14 years ago)

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yes...u shud stop spoon feeding u...coolguy

Posted: at 10-07-2009 07:03 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Toinsauller at 10-07-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago)

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no funny at all Angry

Posted: at 10-07-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

teeco at 10-07-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago)

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Na lie....

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 10-07-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

olame4 at 10-07-2009 12:33 PM (14 years ago)

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small boy no be lie say ur own

Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:33 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Gbravo at 10-07-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: coolguys235 on 9-07-2009 05:03 PM

i dont see any thing funny there considering the title of your joke..................... Cool

Remove dt ur black welder eye glass and read again 2 see if its funny or not.

Posted: at 10-07-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

herdeysohjy at 10-07-2009 01:11 PM (14 years ago)

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lol

Posted: at 10-07-2009 01:11 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

emmymth at 10-07-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago)

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like d joke

IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED

Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 10-07-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago)

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hahahahaha

http://freesmszone.com/index.php

Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

federico at 10-07-2009 11:32 PM (14 years ago)

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lol

Posted: at 10-07-2009 11:32 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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