GHOST SEX

Date: 08-07-2009 8:12 pm (12 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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- at 8-07-2009 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
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There was a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.

He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people were still standing.

He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people stood up.

Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.

When the speaker demanded if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought you said GOAT."

Posted: at 8-07-2009 08:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- KleverC at 8-07-2009 09:56 PM (12 years ago)
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what do u call sexual relationship btw  human and an animal?

Posted: at 8-07-2009 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 8-07-2009 10:11 PM (12 years ago)
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just read again,u are confused
Posted: at 8-07-2009 10:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 9-07-2009 01:36 AM (12 years ago)
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funnie

Posted: at 9-07-2009 01:36 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 9-07-2009 06:47 AM (12 years ago)
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deaf man....or poor man.....funnny...u open my 32....keep it up ok......great work here......
Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-07-2009 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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good job Federico.........hahahaha

Posted: at 9-07-2009 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-07-2009 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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i dont see any thing funny there considering the title of your joke.....................  Cool Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Huh?

Posted: at 9-07-2009 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chariontime at 9-07-2009 06:14 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 9-07-2009 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Diverting

Posted: at 9-07-2009 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 9-07-2009 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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coolguy is time u start posting jokes
Posted: at 9-07-2009 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 10-07-2009 12:28 AM (12 years ago)
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whtev

Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 10-07-2009 07:03 AM (12 years ago)
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yes...u shud stop spoon feeding u...coolguy
Posted: at 10-07-2009 07:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 10-07-2009 09:14 AM (12 years ago)
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no funny at all Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 10-07-2009 09:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 10-07-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Na lie....

Posted: at 10-07-2009 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- olame4 at 10-07-2009 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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small boy no be lie say ur own
Posted: at 10-07-2009 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 10-07-2009 01:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  9-07-2009 05:03 PM
i dont see any thing funny there considering the title of your joke.....................  Cool Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Huh?
Remove dt ur black welder eye glass and read again 2 see if its funny or not.
Posted: at 10-07-2009 01:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 10-07-2009 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-07-2009 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 10-07-2009 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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like d joke

Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-07-2009 04:32 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha

Posted: at 10-07-2009 04:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 10-07-2009 11:32 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-07-2009 11:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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