Economic woes in America!

Date: 11-07-2009 7:43 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yusuf mustapha
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- at 11-07-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Economic Woes

Who would have thought the economy would get this bad...

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

Posted: at 11-07-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- stealth_biatch at 11-07-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago)
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"McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico."



rotflmfaaaooooo     Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-07-2009 07:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 11-07-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago)
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funny but make it more nigerian

Posted: at 11-07-2009 08:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 11-07-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
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if then catch u
Posted: at 11-07-2009 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- howmuch at 12-07-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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more nigerian..hmmmmm
Posted: at 12-07-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toinsauller at 12-07-2009 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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 not so funny but speechy Grin;D
Posted: at 12-07-2009 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 12-07-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: howmuch on 12-07-2009 11:30 AM
more nigerian..hmmmmm
when the naija version de comot?

Posted: at 12-07-2009 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinze_abdel at 12-07-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin u no go kill me with die laugh
Posted: at 12-07-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- howmuch at 12-07-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago)
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the 9ja version go bad ....it is in the making
Posted: at 12-07-2009 08:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 12-07-2009 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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klever c ............... is this hw u hate naija.............mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn  thatz bad of u.............. i
think change the klever you are using,./.................naija 4 life Cool Roll Eyes Cool Roll Eyes Grin

Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 12-07-2009 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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coolguy..
i think say i go find the naija version more interesting ok

Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-07-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 12-07-2009 10:37 PM
coolguy..
i think say i go find the naija version more interesting ok
   huh    do u think so..... Angry Grin

Posted: at 13-07-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 06:12 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 13-07-2009 06:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chariontime at 15-07-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...............Dnt worry guys, u might not find it funny, its for the matured mind.  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-07-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
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ok girl

Posted: at 15-07-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: chariontime on 15-07-2009 01:44 PM
lol...............Dnt worry guys, u might not find it funny, its for the matured mind.  Grin Grin Grin
bring it on

Posted: at 16-07-2009 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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waiting.......

Posted: at 16-07-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chariontime at 16-07-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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dnt worry guys, i dnt think u'll be able to understand  this joke. its for the matured mind only. Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 16-07-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 16-07-2009 02:13 PM (14 years ago)
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ok thx

Posted: at 16-07-2009 02:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 16-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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ok 10nx 4 the info

Posted: at 16-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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