What Men Mean!

Date: 12-07-2009 8:54 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yusuf mustapha
- at 12-07-2009 08:54 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
"It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...
"Why isn't it already on the table?"


"We're going to be late."
Really means...
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Hey, I've read all the classics."
Really means...
"I've been subscribing to best lover since 1990."


"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means...
"I forgot our anniversary again."



"I broke up with her."
Really means...
"She dumped me."


women take note...

Posted: at 12-07-2009 08:54 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- coolguys235 at 12-07-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
huh do u really think so Cool Cool Cool Shocked
Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 12-07-2009 10:12 PM (14 years ago)
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wrong forum
Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 13-07-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-07-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Running.........
Posted: at 13-07-2009 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prinze_abdel at 13-07-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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passed
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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STROLLING
Posted: at 13-07-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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LOLZ
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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sorry.......
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 13-07-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-07-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago)
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chisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 13-07-2009 03:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 15-07-2009 03:51 AM (14 years ago)
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u tried
Posted: at 15-07-2009 03:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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nnnnnnnnnniiii
Posted: at 15-07-2009 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 15-07-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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Try again later.....
Posted: at 15-07-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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missed call
Posted: at 15-07-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- byenny at 15-07-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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are you sure?
Posted: at 15-07-2009 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yarotee at 15-07-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i wasnt here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 15-07-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 15-07-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-07-2009 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 15-07-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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D wmens own is mor intrestin
Posted: at 15-07-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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