The drunk and the pastors

Date: 23-10-2013 2:22 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Anthony udo tochukwu
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- at 23-10-2013 02:22 PM (10 years ago)
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, youre here again?

Posted: at 23-10-2013 02:22 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- rakelly at 23-10-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
thump up for u
Posted: at 23-10-2013 02:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 23-10-2013 09:13 PM (10 years ago)
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nice 1,, u try
Posted: at 23-10-2013 09:13 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 24-10-2013 03:12 AM (10 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin

Correct
Posted: at 24-10-2013 03:12 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 24-10-2013 12:53 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 24-10-2013 12:53 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-10-2013 03:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Tony4mogule on 23-10-2013 02:22 PM
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, Im Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, Jesus Christ, youre here again?
hmmmm
Posted: at 25-10-2013 03:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-10-2013 03:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-10-2013 03:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 25-10-2013 04:05 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-10-2013 04:05 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 25-10-2013 04:23 PM (10 years ago)
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mooonijaso
Posted: at 25-10-2013 04:23 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 8-11-2013 03:33 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-11-2013 03:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-11-2013 03:37 PM (10 years ago)
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I see
Posted: at 8-11-2013 03:37 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 11-11-2013 12:41 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin u dey see?
Posted: at 11-11-2013 12:41 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2013 01:00 PM (10 years ago)
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I dey see una type of yeye
Posted: at 11-11-2013 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 11-11-2013 01:59 PM (10 years ago)
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ur own worse die
Posted: at 11-11-2013 01:59 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2013 01:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Talk true
Posted: at 12-11-2013 01:50 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 14-11-2013 05:29 PM (10 years ago)
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i swear
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-11-2013 05:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-11-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago)
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who swear for u?
Posted: at 15-11-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-11-2013 12:09 PM (10 years ago)
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Mami water
Posted: at 15-11-2013 12:09 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-11-2013 12:45 PM (10 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 15-11-2013 12:45 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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