Detective Training

Date: 18-07-2009 9:24 am (12 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 18-07-2009 09:24 AM (12 years ago)
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A sergeant is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first cadet answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The sergeant says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second cadet and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The second cadet smiles, and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”

The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!”

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third cadet and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”

The cadet looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “The suspect wears contact lenses.”

The seargent is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”

“That’s easy,” the cadet replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.”



Posted: at 18-07-2009 09:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ade_tunji at 21-07-2009 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey feel u
Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toinsauller at 21-07-2009 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one!
Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 21-07-2009 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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9ICE
Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 21-07-2009 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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huh

Posted: at 21-07-2009 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 21-07-2009 06:34 PM (12 years ago)
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HAH
Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 21-07-2009 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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heheeheh

Posted: at 21-07-2009 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 22-07-2009 12:05 AM (12 years ago)
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that was silly... funny
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:15 AM (12 years ago)
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cooool keep it up

Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 22-07-2009 12:30 AM (12 years ago)
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I want 2 be a Detective officer
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:31 AM (12 years ago)
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Detective officer?investigating officer...lol

Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:31 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 22-07-2009 12:37 AM (12 years ago)
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U ONE try.
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Recoverd where went u since?

Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 22-07-2009 01:07 AM (12 years ago)
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ha ha!! see Recoverd o. . .
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago)
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hahhahahahaha lol..

Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 22-07-2009 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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LMAO
Posted: at 22-07-2009 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 22-07-2009 05:13 PM (12 years ago)
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OMG

Posted: at 22-07-2009 05:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- enjoyment at 22-07-2009 11:15 PM (12 years ago)
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wat did u c?

Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- McBona at 22-07-2009 11:44 PM (12 years ago)
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big mouth
Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 09:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Big bra

Posted: at 23-07-2009 09:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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