If ladies were banks...

Date: 23-07-2009 10:27 am (14 years ago) | Author: emmanuel
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- at 23-07-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago)
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If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinent al bank;The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank; Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;Those who are old yet they don"t realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;The huge ones that ""stand gidigba for ground"--Firstbank;The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB 

 
 

Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:27 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Recoverd at 23-07-2009 10:29 AM (14 years ago)
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He
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ktalent at 23-07-2009 12:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Making jokes at the expense of objectifying women?? Not funny.  Angry

Posted: at 23-07-2009 12:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha Nice one bros keep it up..................hehehe

Posted: at 23-07-2009 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- portiphar at 23-07-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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abegi.....guy u try, no let any woman start to tell you say you no try....you try die...lol!
Posted: at 23-07-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago)
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abi........ infact you are promoted to the next level

Posted: at 23-07-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 23-07-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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dry joke .. thank God say i never read am!!!
Posted: at 23-07-2009 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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kai Kido

Posted: at 23-07-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 23-07-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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na pesin read am for me ooo
Posted: at 23-07-2009 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Abeg you need to read this your self

Posted: at 23-07-2009 04:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 23-07-2009 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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i no wan contaminate my sense of humour jare...
Posted: at 23-07-2009 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 23-07-2009 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 23-07-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago)
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kolo people dey ooo.. where he for go unearth such tales by moonlight?
Posted: at 23-07-2009 05:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-07-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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oboy this one na nice one.............e be like say you be woman wrapper @Kido

Posted: at 23-07-2009 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-07-2009 10:54 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL WATIN IN CON BE?....

U NO SEE SAY ANYWOMAN NO REPLY TO THIS COS THATS THE BITTER TRUTH..:p

ANYWAY NICE JOKE;D
Posted: at 23-07-2009 10:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-07-2009 01:02 AM (14 years ago)
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joker abeg which one be bank of madrid
Posted: at 24-07-2009 01:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- henro4fixo at 24-07-2009 04:21 AM (14 years ago)
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guy no mind kido make e dey their na until dat dog bit tam 4 head,guy u na d koko u yan,person say e promot u go next level me i carry u go pluto.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 04:21 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- henro4fixo at 24-07-2009 04:24 AM (14 years ago)
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guy u good but help me tell kido say dat dog eye no pure e fit attack arm.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 04:24 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 24-07-2009 01:02 AM
joker abeg which one be bank of madrid

me self no know

Posted: at 24-07-2009 09:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nwabunwene at 25-07-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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guy you too much/.................
Posted: at 25-07-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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