The deaf woman and the policeman.

Date: 11-11-2013 9:22 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anthony udo tochukwu
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- at 11-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago)
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One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"
So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck." Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- rakelly at 11-11-2013 11:34 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
no be pb4
Posted: at 11-11-2013 11:34 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- beejaybabs at 11-11-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago)
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Lolz...lwkmd Cheesy

Posted: at 11-11-2013 11:35 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Tony4mogule on 11-11-2013 09:22 AM
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"
So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck." Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-11-2013 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 11-11-2013 01:59 PM (10 years ago)
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so wetin make u copy that?
Posted: at 11-11-2013 01:59 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 11-11-2013 03:18 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2013 03:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 11-11-2013 03:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Can I stop now?

Posted: at 11-11-2013 03:20 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 12-11-2013 10:04 AM (10 years ago)
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no ooo just de mad de go
Posted: at 12-11-2013 10:04 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2013 01:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 12-11-2013 01:22 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-11-2013 01:31 PM (10 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeew

Posted: at 14-11-2013 01:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 14-11-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago)
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u be snake?
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Erejuwa at 15-11-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago)
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U tried

Posted: at 15-11-2013 07:26 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 15-11-2013 10:30 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-11-2013 10:30 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-11-2013 01:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Ohoooo

Posted: at 15-11-2013 01:12 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-11-2013 02:42 PM (10 years ago)
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i go swear for u oooo
Posted: at 15-11-2013 02:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-11-2013 02:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Go on

Posted: at 15-11-2013 02:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-11-2013 04:27 PM (10 years ago)
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may amadioha chop that ur thing Shocked
Posted: at 15-11-2013 04:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-11-2013 07:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Kai rekelly
Kai  Sad

Posted: at 15-11-2013 07:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-11-2013 03:23 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-11-2013 04:27 PM
may amadioha chop that ur thing Shocked
if amadioha chop am hw we go dey do am Huh?

Posted: at 16-11-2013 03:23 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 18-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago)
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na me go dey do am
Posted: at 18-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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