Flight Grounded By Farting Woman

Date: 13-11-2013 11:00 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Boss
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- at 13-11-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago)
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A plane was diverted from its path and forced to land, after a woman passenger started lighting matches to cover up her flatulence.

The escalation in America’s War on Farting came on an internal flight between Washington and Dallas, which was forced to land in Nashville when passengers told cabin crew that they could smell burning matches.

After an emergency landing, passengers were evacuated from the plane for security screening, the luggage hold was cleared, and bomb-sniffing dogs were sent onto the plane.

The dogs eventually found a number of spent matches under one passenger’s seat.

Under FBI questioning, the woman admitted that she was lighting matches –which is illegal on a plane – in an attempt to conceal ‘body odour’.

Reports claim that the woman has ‘a medical condition’.

The plane eventually took off again, without the smelly woman, who an airline spokeswoman said had been banned from their flights ‘for a long time’.


Posted: at 13-11-2013 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
- paulohking at 13-11-2013 11:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2013 11:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- engrtope at 14-11-2013 12:01 AM (9 years ago)
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No wahala
Posted: at 14-11-2013 12:01 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adidaz at 14-11-2013 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
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what a pity!
Posted: at 14-11-2013 12:25 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mary11 at 14-11-2013 12:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Sorry 4 her

Posted: at 14-11-2013 12:42 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Joyzworld at 14-11-2013 12:47 AM (9 years ago)
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I feel sorry for her
Posted: at 14-11-2013 12:47 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- dickman2 at 14-11-2013 01:12 AM (9 years ago)
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she dey lie..her madness na  for plane..send her to jail..
Posted: at 14-11-2013 01:12 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cruzing at 14-11-2013 01:28 AM (9 years ago)
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just like that
Posted: at 14-11-2013 01:28 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DrSoba at 14-11-2013 03:13 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2013 03:13 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 14-11-2013 05:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Eyah
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:15 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dames at 14-11-2013 05:19 AM (9 years ago)
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Oga ooo...
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:19 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Wysetots at 14-11-2013 05:54 AM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2013 05:54 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Noble12 at 14-11-2013 06:23 AM (9 years ago)
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Anal disorder.
Posted: at 14-11-2013 06:23 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- micc at 14-11-2013 06:36 AM (9 years ago)
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Eya I pity her o
Posted: at 14-11-2013 06:36 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- djmkool at 14-11-2013 06:38 AM (9 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm na waooooooo!
Posted: at 14-11-2013 06:38 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- Shegzan at 14-11-2013 06:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Kk#

Posted: at 14-11-2013 06:46 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sucre4u at 14-11-2013 06:49 AM (9 years ago)
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Sorri o
Posted: at 14-11-2013 06:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kechywillz at 14-11-2013 07:44 AM (9 years ago)
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chai,i pity dis woman,make she dey spray hash perfumes na

Posted: at 14-11-2013 07:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 14-11-2013 07:55 AM (9 years ago)
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It is a pity !
Posted: at 14-11-2013 07:55 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- chicco77 at 14-11-2013 08:10 AM (9 years ago)
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eaaya
Posted: at 14-11-2013 08:10 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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