Pastor pays 50 cent

Date: 24-07-2009 7:16 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 24-07-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago)
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A little girl was climbing a tree, trying to pick mangoes when a pastor passed-by. He looked up, saw tha girl and called her down. He availed her with $20 and said, "go and buy yourself pants."

The girl went to her mother and told her that, "pastor gave me money for being pantless." The woman in her mind thought, "this girl's little honeypot has earned her this. What about me with ...."

After a couple of days, the woman saw the pastor bypassing, she ran, removed her pants and climbed the mango tree. When the pastor looked up, he said "um! uuum! woman, come down. This is 50 cents, go buy a urself a razor blade and shave".

Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kannie at 24-07-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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lol why can't he gave her hair remover than money
Posted: at 24-07-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bartholomew at 24-07-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago)
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de pastor no try at all
Posted: at 24-07-2009 09:18 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 24-07-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kannie on 24-07-2009 08:49 AM
lol why can't he gave her hair remover than money
He gave her what he had then.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 24-07-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bartholomew on 24-07-2009 09:18 AM
de pastor no try at all
I think he was generous.
Posted: at 24-07-2009 10:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-07-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago)
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watching

Posted: at 24-07-2009 10:15 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 24-07-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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looking

Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago)
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HUH WHY USING PASTOR!!!!?
Posted: at 25-07-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-07-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-07-2009 02:47 AM
HUH WHY USING PASTOR!!!!?

Emma4Jesu there are Pastors (Men of GOD) there are Paskos (Bizz People) Grin

Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 25-07-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-07-2009 02:47 AM
HUH WHY USING PASTOR!!!!?
Who else can give yuo money?
Posted: at 25-07-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-07-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 25-07-2009 01:27 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 25-07-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 25-07-2009 01:17 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-07-2009 02:47 AM
HUH WHY USING PASTOR!!!!?
Who else can give yuo money?

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago)
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i guess the woman is the pastor girlfriend
Posted: at 26-07-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 26-07-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago)
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"Peeping"

Posted: at 26-07-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-07-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago)
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the pastor is only being fair here..... Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-07-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 27-07-2009 09:06 AM (15 years ago)
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abi Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2009 09:06 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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passing......... Wink

Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ontop at 31-07-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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is pastor not a human being or how do u take a pastor to be
Posted: at 31-07-2009 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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No comment

Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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