the impressed man

Date: 30-07-2009 1:53 pm (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
- at 30-07-2009 01:53 PM (14 years ago)
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there was a man travelling from calabar to lagos by car, around benin nah him hot shit come worry am 4 motor. since there were fine fine gurls in the motor, he didnt wanted to embarase himself due to his inability to communicate properly in english language. so after a while when he culd not bear it anymore, he told the driver; 'driver im imPRESSED' the driver answered ' thank you sir'. after 2 mins, the man said again this time louder than the first ' driver im imPRESSED' d driver responded again 'thank u sir, its pple like you that makes our work easier with your soothing remarks'. seeing that the driver isnt getting the message and unable to hold on much longer he SHOUTED 'DRIVER ABEG STOP B4 I SHIT 4 PANT'.  Grin

Posted: at 30-07-2009 01:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- coolguys235 at 30-07-2009 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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u try .....
Posted: at 30-07-2009 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-07-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks.
Posted: at 30-07-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-07-2009 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg them no dey chat 4 9ja pals again?
Posted: at 30-07-2009 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-07-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg make unah tell me how dem dey chat 4 naija pals sef
Posted: at 30-07-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 30-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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u wan chat......
Posted: at 30-07-2009 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 30-07-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Wit who....
Posted: at 30-07-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 30-07-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 30-07-2009 02:26 PM
Wit who....

with you Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2009 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bonhomie at 30-07-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 30-07-2009 06:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-07-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 30-07-2009 05:41 PM
Quote from: Gbravo on 30-07-2009 02:26 PM
Wit who....

with you Grin

U AND GBRAVO UNA BE TERRORIST....Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 31-07-2009 06:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-07-2009 11:26 PM
Quote from: teeco on 30-07-2009 05:41 PM
Quote from: Gbravo on 30-07-2009 02:26 PM
Wit who....

with you Grin

U AND GBRAVO UNA BE TERRORIST....Grin
you can say that again en again
Posted: at 31-07-2009 06:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-07-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago)
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teeco and gbravo be careful u are now tagged terrorist..... Americans Army are on there way.....oooo
Posted: at 31-07-2009 04:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 1-08-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-07-2009 11:26 PM
Quote from: teeco on 30-07-2009 05:41 PM
Quote from: Gbravo on 30-07-2009 02:26 PM
Wit who....

with you Grin

U AND GBRAVO UNA BE TERRORIST....Grin

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Bcos we they speak housa and you no they hear that's why...........I no blame you
Posted: at 1-08-2009 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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