Joke Of the Day...

Date: 04-12-2013 5:42 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 4-12-2013 05:42 PM (10 years ago)
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TEACHER: Who is a pharmacist?
Akpos raised up his hand.
TEACHER: So it’s only Akpos that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Akpos?
(There was no reply from the students)
TEACHER: Ok now Akpos, use this cane and give everybody ten strokes of the cane each….
AKPOS: Excited, Akpos gave each student ten hot strokes of cane….
TEACHER: Now, my dear Akpos tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is.
AKPOS: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.
Akpos is now on admission at the State hospital... Lolz

Posted: at 4-12-2013 05:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mary11 at 4-12-2013 06:04 PM (10 years ago)
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Dis joke don tey
Infact dis 1 don pass pb4
Na PB......

Posted: at 4-12-2013 06:04 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 4-12-2013 06:24 PM (10 years ago)
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i can remember back then in 1990 when i posted this joke .. the old men in this forum called it post b4

Posted: at 4-12-2013 06:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-12-2013 08:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Fertymor e be like say u forget something b4 u come hia

Posted: at 4-12-2013 08:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 4-12-2013 11:29 PM (10 years ago)
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Make anu leave my babe alone
If na pb4 or no pb4 wetin concern anu oo
she know say na pb4 she just dey refresh anu brain anu dey there dey hala anyhow Undecided
Mtchew

Posted: at 4-12-2013 11:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-12-2013 07:40 AM (10 years ago)
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bia expert na ur brain she dey refresh wit joke of the night....anytime wey u see skirt den muscle pull go dey do ur second man...yeye boy

Posted: at 5-12-2013 07:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 5-12-2013 07:48 AM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked werin u mean by second man
Jossy, na for burial ground u go smoke ur marijuana this morning ba

Posted: at 5-12-2013 07:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-12-2013 05:54 PM (10 years ago)
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na the same place wey u dey go smoke ur own

Posted: at 5-12-2013 05:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-12-2013 02:03 AM (10 years ago)
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Abeg make i pass b4 i puke

Posted: at 6-12-2013 02:03 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-12-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago)
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U won go buy weed again  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 6-12-2013 03:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 6-12-2013 03:35 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 6-12-2013 03:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-12-2013 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
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"Mercies of the Lord, come down to your children"

Posted: at 7-12-2013 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-12-2013 02:57 PM (10 years ago)
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Amen

Posted: at 7-12-2013 02:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 7-12-2013 08:35 PM (10 years ago)
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See this babalawo  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 7-12-2013 08:35 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-12-2013 08:54 PM (10 years ago)
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see,,make u no carry ur babalawo things come wia we dey pray,,unless ur life don tire u

Posted: at 7-12-2013 08:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2013 10:52 AM (10 years ago)
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Did i just hear a native doctor shout amen wonders shall never end

Posted: at 8-12-2013 10:52 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 9-12-2013 07:54 AM (10 years ago)
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hehehehhehe. na waoo lolz
Posted: at 9-12-2013 07:54 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-12-2013 02:20 PM (10 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 9-12-2013 02:20 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 9-12-2013 03:48 PM (10 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 9-12-2013 03:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 9-12-2013 06:16 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked native docs here?
Posted: at 9-12-2013 06:16 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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