Toilet paper

Toilet Paper


A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

14_Inches

Posted: at 4-08-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Specialist.....

Posted: at 5-08-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 5-08-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thinking

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Escaping

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

going to the manger..........

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 04:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

How many time do I have to remind all of you in da house that am a RETIRED_PLAYBOY.


14_Inches

Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i can see that...papa

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Posted: at 7-08-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

wat abt it

Posted: at 7-08-2009 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

new year netter jokes please

Posted: at 2-01-2010 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac