Family constitution (Page 4)

Date: 05-08-2009 1:54 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Sure cos I don't wish for an enemy because i don't know who is who?
In christianity everyone is a suspect cos you don't know your enemy!!!
Posted: at 23-01-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 23-01-2010 02:24 PM
lmfao
both of u should settle ur disputes .

I don't think we are still quarreling becos i told him
i'm bored with his trouble;and i wanted friendship...its the only way to make amends [/i]
Posted: at 23-01-2010 02:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 23-01-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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whateva
Posted: at 23-01-2010 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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SHUUUUU...
Posted: at 23-01-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 23-01-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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however
Posted: at 23-01-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin...
Posted: at 23-01-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 23-01-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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not as funnie as the original version.
Posted: at 23-01-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago)
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BRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 23-01-2010 05:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-01-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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4 your room
Posted: at 23-01-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-01-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quiet...you just dey enter forum...Look be4 you leap?
Posted: at 23-01-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bomber at 24-01-2010 02:56 AM (14 years ago)
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....or leap before you look
Posted: at 24-01-2010 02:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 24-01-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 23-01-2010 02:35 PM
Quote from: neossha on 23-01-2010 02:24 PM
lmfao
both of u should settle ur disputes .

I don't think we are still quarreling becos i told him
i'm bored with his trouble;and i wanted friendship...its the only way to make amends [/i]
Man, cant u get something to keep u busy and leave me alone. i came to NP for friends and i have them not enemies, if you want me to be your enemy, try somewhere else, sorry am not interested.
@neossha, i dont have any dispute with anybody and am not aspiring to have one.
Quote from: MrDon on 23-01-2010 02:15 PM
hahhaha.... u know me and ur sojaman never talk, he is a kind of reserved....lol
Why? tell us coz i didnt know
Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 23-01-2010 02:21 PM
Sure he is? That was why i pleaded for friendship since i was tired of his quarrel:
There was even a time he wished me dead;ask neoosha...But i ask the Lord to have
mercy on him?He said he did not hope that i will see 2010;when i told him Happy new year!!!
good that u can recall what i say about u. can u as well recall what you have said about me or how it all started?
 
Posted: at 24-01-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 26-01-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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waiting
Posted: at 26-01-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 12:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  5-08-2009 01:54 PM
A newly married couple set rules to govern there family:

Husband: Always food ready on my table when i come back at night.
              Never go to bed before i enter the house
              No complaints when i come home late or sleep out.
              You should never go out without my permission.
Do u abide to the rules.

Wife: Yes Sir. And this is my rule; There will be sex in this house everyday at 19:00 whether you are around or not.

Do you abide to the rule.

Husband: No more rules in this house.
correct
Posted: at 31-01-2010 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 31-01-2010 08:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 23-01-2010 05:25 PM
not as funnie as the original version.
yes it was posted b4
Posted: at 31-01-2010 08:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 31-01-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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sure
Posted: at 31-01-2010 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 31-01-2010 05:54 PM (14 years ago)
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surely
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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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s
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- Andes at 31-01-2010 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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u
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- KleverC at 31-01-2010 06:32 PM (14 years ago)
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r
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