An Act of Charity

Date: 08-08-2009 10:36 am (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 8-08-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago)
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One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he’d like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, “I’ll take him and him and him.”

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 8-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin funny

Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Thanks!

Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago)
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As hymns?
Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Still laughting Grin

Posted: at 8-08-2009 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 8-08-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Thanks neosha

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  8-08-2009 10:54 AM
Still laughting Grin
Please stop laughing.
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 11:06 AM (15 years ago)
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keep it up
Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:05 AM
Quote from: teeco on  8-08-2009 10:54 AM
Still laughting Grin
Please stop laughing.

is soo funny

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:06 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago)
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teeco were u among those handso...?
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 8-08-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:08 AM
teeco were u among those handso...?
no he doesn't belong dere.{kiddin'}
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago)
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am that handsom??

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:12 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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neosha says yo not handsome.
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:14 AM
neosha says yo not handsome.

yap

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 8-08-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:14 AM
neosha says yo not handsome.
abeg oooh i wuz just kiddin'
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:20 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neosha on  8-08-2009 11:20 AM
Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:14 AM
neosha says yo not handsome.
abeg oooh i wuz just kiddin'

lol kudos sis Grin

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neosha on  8-08-2009 11:20 AM
Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:14 AM
neosha says yo not handsome.
abeg oooh i wuz just kiddin'
dont mind, its a joke
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:28 AM
Quote from: neosha on  8-08-2009 11:20 AM
Quote from: asaph on  8-08-2009 11:14 AM
neosha says yo not handsome.
abeg oooh i wuz just kiddin'
dont mind, its a joke

jus trying to keep the spirit of laughter so high like fire

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago)
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teeco am just consoling you. say it whether yo handsome. dont u have a mirror?
Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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