Costly CAT scan .....

Date: 08-08-2009 11:59 am (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 8-08-2009 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
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A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too,"

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black labrodour retriever. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and labrados tests."

14_Inches.

Posted: at 8-08-2009 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neosha at 8-08-2009 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 12:05 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-08-2009 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Silly,

Don't be silly!!! In your own sight, everything is posted before, you bloody photocopier!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  8-08-2009 12:13 PM
Silly,

Don't be silly!!! In your own sight, everything is posted before, you bloody photocopier!!!


14_Inches

Oshisko... this joke has been posted b4 Undecided

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  8-08-2009 12:13 PM
Silly,

Don't be silly!!! In your own sight, everything is posted before, you bloody photocopier!!!


14_Inches

PlayBoy she told you truth Posted 1milion times

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 8-08-2009 12:39 PM (13 years ago)
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i no understand

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 8-08-2009 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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You mean English?

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  8-08-2009 12:39 PM
i no understand
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-08-2009 12:40 PM
You mean English?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Whats going on here? the thing is sub-funny. And we need people to remind us of old jokes. Bravo 14_inches
Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 8-08-2009 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 8-08-2009 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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rofl

Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- michybaby at 8-08-2009 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  8-08-2009 12:13 PM
Silly,

Don't be silly!!! In your own sight, everything is posted before, you bloody photocopier!!!


14_Inches

 Shocked chineke! na fight?? Shocked
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 8-08-2009 01:08 PM (13 years ago)
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No its a joke
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 9-08-2009 06:10 PM (13 years ago)
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too long sir
Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 9-08-2009 07:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mushabc on  9-08-2009 06:10 PM
too long sir
And you dont have time.
Posted: at 9-08-2009 07:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-08-2009 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  8-08-2009 12:43 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  8-08-2009 12:39 PM
i no understand
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-08-2009 12:40 PM
You mean English?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
teeco why u dey lauagh d guy mean am ... both the english and the joke no clear  to am ........... Grin Grin

Posted: at 9-08-2009 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 09:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  9-08-2009 07:06 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-08-2009 12:43 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  8-08-2009 12:39 PM
i no understand
Quote from: Sillyjokker on  8-08-2009 12:40 PM
You mean English?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
teeco why u dey lauagh d guy mean am ... both the english and the joke no clear  to am ........... Grin Grin

Help me Tell am abeg Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 10-08-2009 09:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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