Love Letter of a Mechanical Engineer..

Date: 09-08-2009 1:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 9-08-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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My perpetual darling

From the day u entered in the control volume of my mind my heart has become a closed system and its entropy is increasing
according to III'rd law of loveodynamics.......

The events and activities are so complex that I cannot find the optimum
path after n nos. of iterations......

My heart is unable to sustain the cyclic load of ur frequent smiles and
is near to endurance limit failure.....

I am quenched in ur thoughts and no heat treatment can save my heart
from decrystalisation now........

please do not test the bearing capacity of my heart valves and lower
your yield strength.........

please do not increase the compression ratio of my heart so much bcoz
it is not designed to bear so much thermal stress.....

please lower the octane no of ur temper as my little heart is not
accustomed to so much undesired Knocking.......

I am sure that u also would be experiencing some residual stress, and
will someday show a proportionate straining of ur heart according to
hooks law .........and as a Mechi I firmly believe in this theory.....so I
will wait ....... till my little heart crosses its ultimate tensile stress
and fractures

Your LoveStrain-Hardened lover
         

Regards,

14_Inches

Posted: at 9-08-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Edwizzie at 9-08-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Cool
Posted: at 9-08-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iphie at 9-08-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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dis 1 too long na
Posted: at 9-08-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-08-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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c'mon y is that anything that relates with 1. sex... 2 .love ....  3. Relationship... 4.still counting.....14 inches long is always there.... may u r 4geting that this is joke forum and not romance...... Sad
Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 9-08-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago)
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lol, now u understand dat 14inch needs to express his undieying love in his own way. even if its funny
Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 9-08-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago)
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wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
ffffffffooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm
thatz what i mean
Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 9-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago)
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e too long self i nor fit read am
Posted: at 9-08-2009 05:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on  9-08-2009 05:03 PM
c'mon y is that anything that relates with 1. sex... 2 .love ....  3. Relationship... 4.still counting.....14 inches long is always there.... may u r 4geting that this is joke forum and not romance...... Sad

Na retired PlayBoy Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 05:43 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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nah 14inches long, @poster e no dey heavy u?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 10-08-2009 05:47 PM
nah 14inches long, @poster e no dey heavy u?

E too small na Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago)
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how many u get? 25inch?
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 10-08-2009 06:00 PM
how many u get? 25inch?

25inches na understatement 25feet Grin
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago)
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abi u dey tie am for waste like belt?............... ladies beware of teeeeeeeeeeeco . him dey hold suicide machine
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 06:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Na for neck idey tie am
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago)
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if e enter e dey commot with intestine bah
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 10-08-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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yap
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 10-08-2009 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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that nah suicide nah
Posted: at 10-08-2009 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 11-08-2009 08:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Na stilling Grin
Posted: at 11-08-2009 08:38 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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