PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 ENGLISH (award)

Date: 18-01-2014 11:03 am (10 years ago) | Author: Tell Mister
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- at 18-01-2014 11:03 AM (10 years ago)
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crack ya ribs!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children. (phyukin cu'nt)

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children.(His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before you were once a children.(Smh).

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this
one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup). (phyukin piece of shi't)

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now
they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?).

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.(Lmfao....).

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?).

11. I would rather killmyself instead of committing suicide.(What's the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?).

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will boko haram bombast churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person, in fact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. Presidentis more saddest (Sad,sadder,saddest...).

15. We all have HIV. (You guys have it too? Coz I don't)lmao

All hail the Queen of English

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Posted: at 18-01-2014 11:03 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- smartiyke at 18-01-2014 11:41 AM (10 years ago)
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Huh, you lost me
Posted: at 18-01-2014 11:41 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- winace at 18-01-2014 11:43 AM (10 years ago)
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Lolzzz. Na u sabi poster
Posted: at 18-01-2014 11:43 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- aso4life1 at 18-01-2014 11:46 AM (10 years ago)
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LOLS!   I LOVE THIS,"12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)."

Posted: at 18-01-2014 11:46 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- eddymorphy at 18-01-2014 12:02 PM (10 years ago)
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No 12 ojukwu stuff,very funny
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:02 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Markvintus at 18-01-2014 12:11 PM (10 years ago)
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I can understand her clearly, but most Nigerian journals uses complicated english whn writing. I images if they don't read foreign articles  ( simple english)
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:11 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Samadaji at 18-01-2014 12:17 PM (10 years ago)
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naija firstlady, english guru
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:17 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Samadaji at 18-01-2014 12:29 PM (10 years ago)
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useless firstlady
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:29 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DRraze at 18-01-2014 12:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Mtcheeeeeew
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DRraze at 18-01-2014 12:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Mtcheeeew *yawns*
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:40 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Imoking at 18-01-2014 12:55 PM (10 years ago)
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GREAT AT SPOKEN WORDS
Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iseku at 18-01-2014 01:02 PM (10 years ago)
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she is a grammarian ........lols
Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:02 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- kennynaija at 18-01-2014 01:25 PM (10 years ago)
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Mama niyen Grin Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Roll Eyes Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asigwe at 18-01-2014 01:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 18-01-2014 11:46 AM
LOLS!   I LOVE THIS,"12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)."
Poster abeg ask Bianca about this Manhood thing.
Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:50 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emekaeneh at 18-01-2014 01:52 PM (10 years ago)
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Ojukwu manhood still lives on?
Like seriously  Grin
Eneh say so via nokia 3310
Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomalaga1 at 18-01-2014 02:01 PM (10 years ago)
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The good thing about her is that nigerian understand was she mean and i think that what important, i hope u guys are not trying to force the husband to remove subsiding the second time..:-)


Posted: at 18-01-2014 02:01 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Noble12 at 18-01-2014 02:05 PM (10 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 18-01-2014 02:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osamabinladin at 18-01-2014 02:11 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-01-2014 02:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Larry28 at 18-01-2014 02:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 18-01-2014 02:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- iam_teehizik at 18-01-2014 02:56 PM (10 years ago)
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Lwkmd, naija Rust lady. Disgrace. Una come dey blame GEJ, ao person no go dey confuse wen him go marry dix kind troll.
Posted: at 18-01-2014 02:56 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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