JOKE OF THE MOTH

Date: 18-01-2014 12:30 pm (10 years ago) | Author: CHIZZY2BIZZY
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- at 18-01-2014 12:30 PM (10 years ago)
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You buy your girlfriend ice cream, u dey sip pure water abi u get diabetes?
You claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy, yet u dey recieve different calls for him presence my sister...u be customer care agent?
You buy your girlfriend suya u come dey chop onion.... oh boy you be vegetarian?
U snap different pix with different cars yet u claim say u no be runs gal....my sister u be mechanic?
U dey sponsor your girlfriend for university yet u never write jamb....my brother u be scholarship board?
U ask a gal what she wants, she tell u money and u are angry, what do u expect her to say, wisdom and understanding abi?
Ur babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000, were she wan fix am? On top of that coconut head?
U have 8 tribal marks scattered all over ur body, yet u still want a tattoo ....ah my friend u be zebra?
U are 6.5ft tall , u still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...seh u wan go moon?
U gather diff gals pix for your phone yet u expect your girlfriend to believe u are nt cheating.... Uncle u be photographer?
He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 yrs, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of the ring???

Posted: at 18-01-2014 12:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 18-01-2014 01:10 PM (10 years ago)
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ASK RAMOO
Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:10 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 18-01-2014 01:24 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-01-2014 01:24 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- omomarty at 18-01-2014 03:34 PM (10 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 18-01-2014 03:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 18-01-2014 08:03 PM (10 years ago)
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pls admin ,, recriut more damsel into dis forum .. all dis rotten black tenis dat call theirselves men are getting boring
Posted: at 18-01-2014 08:03 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 18-01-2014 08:26 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-01-2014 08:26 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 18-01-2014 08:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Lookactive
Posted: at 18-01-2014 08:34 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 18-01-2014 09:06 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-01-2014 09:06 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 18-01-2014 09:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Lookumon
Posted: at 18-01-2014 09:17 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 19-01-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehehehe. tho na remix but i had a good laff ~ having f9 parallel & stil wants 2 fix brazilian hair of 150k on d coconut head~ she won sell market naa. na alladin type b dat
Posted: at 19-01-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 19-01-2014 02:33 PM (10 years ago)
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i knw say u like me bt to talk na problem
Posted: at 19-01-2014 02:33 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 19-01-2014 03:45 PM (10 years ago)
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God forbid bad tn
Posted: at 19-01-2014 03:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 19-01-2014 04:38 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-01-2014 04:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-01-2014 07:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Cool Cool
Posted: at 19-01-2014 07:51 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 19-01-2014 08:26 PM (10 years ago)
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Questions of the month
Posted: at 19-01-2014 08:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 12:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:56 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 01:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 19-01-2014 03:45 PM
God forbid bad tn
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 satan sef forbid am
Posted: at 20-01-2014 01:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 01:36 PM (10 years ago)
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Abioo
Posted: at 20-01-2014 01:36 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 02:22 PM (10 years ago)
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i no follow u talk oooo
Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-01-2014 05:29 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehe. no mind am... na so e go dey go back & forth like a drunk.. e no dey mind in sef at all. yeye zeigbo
Posted: at 20-01-2014 05:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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