RIDICULOUS: North Korea Claim It Landed Man On Sun

Date: 23-01-2014 4:37 pm (6 years ago) | Author: franel
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North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four hours.



This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun.

17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun.

Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".


Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un.

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered.


Posted: at 23-01-2014 04:37 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
- osarobo62 at 23-01-2014 04:44 PM (6 years ago)
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let him wave to us from there
Posted: at 23-01-2014 04:44 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Archymath at 23-01-2014 05:05 PM (6 years ago)
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Good luck to them Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2014 05:05 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DRraze at 23-01-2014 05:37 PM (6 years ago)
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Both him and his withcraft or aircraft will burn 4rm d heat of the sun
Posted: at 23-01-2014 05:37 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emekaeneh at 23-01-2014 05:45 PM (6 years ago)
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Mtcheeeeeeew
Eneh say so via nokia 3310
Posted: at 23-01-2014 05:45 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 23-01-2014 05:49 PM (6 years ago)
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Ok we re waitnn
Posted: at 23-01-2014 05:49 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Wysetots at 23-01-2014 05:51 PM (6 years ago)
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Yes oo.....They'll have a grilled Man....If he makes it back though.
Posted: at 23-01-2014 05:51 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- micc at 23-01-2014 06:10 PM (6 years ago)
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Big lie. nobody can near the sun. Nonsense
Posted: at 23-01-2014 06:10 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 23-01-2014 06:39 PM (6 years ago)
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ok ,,but na lie..
Posted: at 23-01-2014 06:39 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abuguru at 23-01-2014 06:57 PM (6 years ago)
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Sun ko, moon ni
Posted: at 23-01-2014 06:57 PM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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- reddish at 23-01-2014 07:09 PM (6 years ago)
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me just pity d guy o,anyway safe trip back to earth.
Posted: at 23-01-2014 07:09 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- beneno at 23-01-2014 08:00 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2014 08:00 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicco77 at 23-01-2014 08:19 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2014 08:19 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 23-01-2014 08:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Una go wait tire
Pson wey go don die there

Posted: at 23-01-2014 08:38 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- osamabinladin at 23-01-2014 08:40 PM (6 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-01-2014 08:40 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Mikexp at 23-01-2014 09:03 PM (6 years ago)
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i think some nigerians should be on the list too. At least we have a score of people who had been to hell and back...abi pals?
Posted: at 23-01-2014 09:03 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- buchi1975 at 23-01-2014 10:40 PM (6 years ago)
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Na him broda wey don disobey am he send go mission 4 sun for execution
Posted: at 23-01-2014 10:40 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dareper at 24-01-2014 12:19 AM (6 years ago)
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Lies
Posted: at 24-01-2014 12:19 AM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gbojac at 24-01-2014 07:44 AM (6 years ago)
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Under the cover of darkness to avoid the heat of the sun, d'heuh ??
Posted: at 24-01-2014 07:44 AM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Getnoc at 24-01-2014 08:36 AM (6 years ago)
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Don't worry...just the table for the barbecued body on arrival
Posted: at 24-01-2014 08:36 AM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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