A pastor took his donkey to the market to sell, the first person that shows his interest in buying it was the town's popular merchant- a wealthy man intact, the pastor make him to understand that the donkey was a special one, special is sense that it was programed & so easy to control, when you want him move you simply said HALELUYAH he said' and when you want it stop you simply said AMEN and it will stop,great. He acclaim, he made a test ridding and he found it its so- he paid the pastor right away,& he begin to have a jolly ride, HALELUYAH it begin to move and heading upfront" suddenly they came to a valley of DEATH, seeing a great calamity upfront na,he wanted to stop the donkey but forget the word to use, stop - it will not stop,dakata, it will not hear,kiff, it won't stop,duro -it will not duro'donkey is donkey" the man begin to pray bla-bla -bla-bla bla-bla bla-bla in Jesus name Amen and the donkey stop after hearing AMEN just moment before they fall into the valley, the man was so exalted & happy that at last he was saved and in an exaltment he said HALELUYAH again- haahhahha, you can imagine what happen to them thereafter
Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:10 AM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
ExpertTbright at 28-01-2014 06:22 AM (10 years ago) (m)
HALELUYAH thank God poster never tell me say this is a joke
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:22 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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