The Pet Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the
cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"

The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the
bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He
grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"

"Now what?" asks the patron.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!"
says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he
measures everything first!"

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 07:11 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

good 1

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 07:20 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

not funnie

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 09:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

na lie

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

funny

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice one, eat only what can come out

Posted: at 13-08-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

hmmmmmmmmmmm cool

but still you copied it from one of d googled website

*thinking*

maybe u know read ur kids joke book

i seeeeeeeeeeeeee

dr thomas is indeed tyring for u

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Posted: at 13-08-2009 02:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming