Installing husband application (Page 3)

Date: 19-08-2009 5:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- gabon at 20-08-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 19-08-2009 05:45 PM
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support




 Grin

anything for laghter's sake


just2sexy

men a nice one u did here
Posted: at 20-08-2009 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 20-08-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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whu send umessgae make u repost
Posted: at 20-08-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 20-08-2009 10:28 PM (14 years ago)
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dont blame the guy e come from zimbabwe....... Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-08-2009 10:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 20-08-2009 10:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 20-08-2009 10:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Queen-P at 20-08-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago)
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installation
Posted: at 20-08-2009 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 12:03 PM (14 years ago)
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uninstall

Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- stealth_biatch at 21-08-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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sweet !! ... lmaaoooo



Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 21-08-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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atleast some people get the joke @ ironlady. u want uninstall the husband application?

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 21-08-2009 01:33 PM
atleast some people get the joke @ ironlady. u want uninstall the husband application?

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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IMAOOOOOOOO.....................General T....is back ,,,

Posted: at 21-08-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Keeping the Spirit of Laughter so High Like Fire That's why am call Teeco

Posted: at 21-08-2009 02:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.welcome back
Posted: at 21-08-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 21-08-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Thx captain Gbravo

Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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since u left my spirit of performing my duties becomes low. thank God u are back.chun!! sr!!
Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Inspector inspector
Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin i do

Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 nothing o! i just de hail u na.
Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 21-08-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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ok captain.....nothing do u.........

Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 03:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Bcos i de maintain abi.
Posted: at 21-08-2009 03:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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