The Statues !!

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.

The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 10:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@jsexy u dey vex......
cool joke.........

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

eat chunky vomit and drink frothy diarrhea ...

oh ... and while you're at it ... stick your head in your butthole and stay in there for a week ... faggot !!

I hope your smelly aids infected butthole chokes you to death !!

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Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Smelling here. Whats wrong with you people?

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

watching

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

peeping

Posted: at 21-08-2009 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dis poster na bad girl oh ........person dey play with am and she dey cry

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Posted: at 25-08-2009 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

put on the a/c then

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Posted: at 25-08-2009 07:00 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero