naija pastor

Date: 09-03-2014 2:13 pm (10 years ago) | Author: jeffery
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- at 9-03-2014 02:13 PM (10 years ago)
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A  man left the hussle and busy life in lagos  for a vacation in abuja,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly pastor's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....


DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...

P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

Posted: at 9-03-2014 02:13 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- justmak at 10-03-2014 12:51 AM (10 years ago)
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hia oo,

Posted: at 10-03-2014 12:51 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 10-03-2014 04:33 AM (10 years ago)
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nice joke.. heard it before but still funny...hahahaha.
Posted: at 10-03-2014 04:33 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 10-03-2014 12:19 PM (10 years ago)
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PBC
Posted: at 10-03-2014 12:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 10-03-2014 02:06 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehhehehe i no fit talk Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-03-2014 02:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-03-2014 03:04 AM (10 years ago)
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copy n paste

Posted: at 13-03-2014 03:04 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 13-03-2014 09:41 AM (10 years ago)
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toothpaste or mouthpaste
Posted: at 13-03-2014 09:41 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 13-03-2014 10:11 AM (10 years ago)
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all na paste
Posted: at 13-03-2014 10:11 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 13-03-2014 06:29 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 13-03-2014 06:29 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 14-03-2014 12:02 AM (10 years ago)
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butpaste or whypaste Huh?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 12:02 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago)
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U re a yeye

Posted: at 17-03-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 18-03-2014 12:29 PM (10 years ago)
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yeyepaste or pasteyeye Huh?
Posted: at 18-03-2014 12:29 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-03-2014 01:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 18-03-2014 01:39 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 18-03-2014 02:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh????paste or paste?Huh???
Posted: at 18-03-2014 02:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-03-2014 05:42 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes chaiii  Lips Sealed

Posted: at 18-03-2014 05:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 18-03-2014 05:49 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-03-2014 05:49 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- jossy4reall at 18-03-2014 07:54 PM (10 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 18-03-2014 07:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-03-2014 08:32 PM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 18-03-2014 08:32 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 19-03-2014 07:49 AM (10 years ago)
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here we go again
Posted: at 19-03-2014 07:49 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-03-2014 08:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Where una go b4?

Posted: at 20-03-2014 08:59 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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