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Always say the truth

 

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"
MORAL? ALWAYS TELL UR WIFE THE TRUTH

BE CAREFUL WHAT U NAME UR CHILD

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

 

To the first mother, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.You even named your daughter Candy.'

 

He turned to the second Mom. 'Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

 

He turned to the third mom. 'Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy.'

 

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, let's go

Posted: at 8-08-2007 11:43 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

damn....imagine what ur obsession can lead u to....even to the extent of naming ur kids after it....whoa....so damn funny............!!!

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Posted: at 13-08-2007 07:07 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

what a funny seen u are a geniuos what is ur obssesion if i may ask?

Posted: at 20-08-2007 11:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahahahah!! achonu this is so funnin i jus LOL!! very well done!

Posted: at 24-08-2007 11:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Funnnnie...Bt nt laughing

Posted: at 10-04-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

:-|

Posted: at 12-05-2009 05:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming