[Funny] Did I do anything wrong?

Date: 16-03-2014 11:09 pm (10 years ago) | Author: rashy jonez
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- at 16-03-2014 11:09 PM (10 years ago)
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There is this babe i met, she was so eager 4 us to
go out, she said, baby pls, i want us to go out,
there is one new chinese restaurant in town, i was
like A CHINESE RESTAURANT ? she said yes aind i
know u hv the money, me knowing fully well that i
was broke and a meal there cost @ 7500, i manage
to raise 5k and we took took a cab that day to the
place, on getting there , b4 i could settle down she
has asked for the menu, and even b4 i could look
through, she was already on page 79 and still
looking, she culdn't understand the menu cos it
was written in chinese, she ordered for number 12
and 35, there was anger within me that she even
ordered for two meals, i had to relax, though the
waiter came and brought a cigarette and lighter,
beaming a smile all over me, i asked how much was
it, he told me 150, i was so delighted and told him
ABEG BRING 35 STICKS, SHE GO SMOKE DIE HERE
TODAY..... ABEG did i do anything wrong...?


Posted: at 16-03-2014 11:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- yettyness at 16-03-2014 11:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol.yes you did..you didn't ask for them to translate because you know you are broke...You be mean boy.
Posted: at 16-03-2014 11:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 17-03-2014 02:01 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 17-03-2014 02:01 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-03-2014 06:18 AM (10 years ago)
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no,,but u did everything bad

Posted: at 17-03-2014 06:18 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 17-03-2014 06:46 AM (10 years ago)
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For dis fusty joke
Everything is bad

Posted: at 17-03-2014 06:46 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 17-03-2014 06:50 AM (10 years ago)
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Nice one

Posted: at 17-03-2014 06:50 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngrashy at 17-03-2014 10:52 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 17-03-2014 06:46 AM
For dis fusty joke
Everything is bad

U r s very sad man u need help...
Posted: at 17-03-2014 10:52 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 17-03-2014 08:59 PM (10 years ago)
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joke?
Posted: at 17-03-2014 08:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2014 09:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Who carve this thing? Sad

Posted: at 17-03-2014 09:44 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngrashy at 17-03-2014 10:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 17-03-2014 08:59 PM
joke?

Y r u not always happy...are u sadist?
Posted: at 17-03-2014 10:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 17-03-2014 10:59 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: youngrashy on 17-03-2014 10:41 PM
Y r u not always happy...are u sadist?
some are like that in this forum oh...
Posted: at 17-03-2014 10:59 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngrashy at 17-03-2014 11:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Dat girl na bad belle...she has neva laughed @ my joke instead she condemns it... Lol
Posted: at 17-03-2014 11:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 17-03-2014 11:44 PM (10 years ago)
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smiling with my ears for this roke
Posted: at 17-03-2014 11:44 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 17-03-2014 11:47 PM (10 years ago)
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dis joke dey make me cough for tenis
Posted: at 17-03-2014 11:47 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2014 11:54 PM (10 years ago)
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I puke for dis yoke

Posted: at 17-03-2014 11:54 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 18-03-2014 12:18 PM (10 years ago)
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i swear for poster
Posted: at 18-03-2014 12:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-03-2014 02:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 18-03-2014 02:03 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 18-03-2014 02:06 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Tongue
Posted: at 18-03-2014 02:06 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 18-03-2014 05:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: youngrashy on 17-03-2014 10:52 AM
U r s very sad man u need help...
change ur story

Same story everyday

Posted: at 18-03-2014 05:47 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 18-03-2014 05:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-03-2014 05:51 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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