Funny Funeral Thoughts (Page 2)

Date: 28-08-2009 1:30 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- just2sexy at 17-10-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Joke diggers Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2009 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 18-10-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 28-08-2009 01:30 PM
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

14_Inches

mmmmm..lol
Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 18-10-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago)
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where will his coffin pass? lol
Posted: at 18-10-2009 04:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-10-2009 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-10-2009 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on 18-10-2009 04:57 PM
where will his coffin pass? lol

THE THING U ARE RUNNING AFTER ABOUT Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 19-10-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 31-08-2009 06:59 PM
thats your job i know...more pls


Thanks you my honey pie!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 19-10-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago)
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honey pie ko sugar pie nii
Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Pie ko easy
Posted: at 19-10-2009 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 19-10-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 19-10-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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.com
Posted: at 19-10-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 19-10-2009 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-10-2009 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinze_abdel at 19-10-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 31-08-2009 01:21 PM
closing honeypot. woooooooooooo. i wish i will be there.
to watch porno @ his funeral... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2009 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 19-10-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 19-10-2009 06:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 21-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm abeg mak una leave me i no fit laugh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 21-10-2009 09:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 02:34 AM (14 years ago)
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ok glue ur mouth
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 23-10-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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I was thinking about my own funeral, I am a funeral director!!!



14_Inches
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-10-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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no wish urself death now
Posted: at 23-10-2009 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fa4rite at 23-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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funny Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 23-10-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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