CRACK YA RIBS kikikikiki

Date: 05-04-2014 10:58 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Chizoba Ezeh
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- at 5-04-2014 10:58 PM (10 years ago)
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A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage's must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin." The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, "Still going down, we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. "C, any Coloured on board?" Still no one moves. "D, any Darkies?" A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?" His Dad replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies"

Posted: at 5-04-2014 10:58 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 12:03 AM (10 years ago)
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wow u crak my ribs
Posted: at 6-04-2014 12:03 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- papadip at 6-04-2014 02:13 AM (10 years ago)
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Thank god....again.. I was the pilot...
...yu no go find me between A-Z...
...anything after that maybe....
Posted: at 6-04-2014 02:13 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 6-04-2014 07:34 AM (10 years ago)
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didnt u c dis post in recent posts?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 07:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 6-04-2014 12:35 PM (10 years ago)
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missisipi, u dey ask me?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 12:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 6-04-2014 01:34 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmmm.
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 01:41 PM (10 years ago)
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 Embarrassed i just post dis shit / thunder fire u wit dose laffing at ur pb34 joke  Angry
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 06:06 PM (10 years ago)
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aboki
Posted: at 6-04-2014 06:06 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- missispanky at 7-04-2014 09:49 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  6-04-2014 12:35 PM
missisipi, u dey ask me?
no. I no dey ask u, I dey sing u.
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:49 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 7-04-2014 10:54 AM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 7-04-2014 10:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-04-2014 06:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on  6-04-2014 07:34 AM
didnt u c dis post in recent posts?
pls write in block letters
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 06:43 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 8-04-2014 12:11 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 8-04-2014 12:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin? u go near transformer?
Posted: at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin? u go near transformer?
Posted: at 8-04-2014 06:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-04-2014 01:10 AM (10 years ago)
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ask ram
Posted: at 9-04-2014 01:10 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 9-04-2014 08:28 AM (10 years ago)
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What a nice joke hihihhihihi
Thunder fire ur yansh allaadinn
Ur own na pb4 this one is new
Posted: at 9-04-2014 08:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-04-2014 08:36 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin who dey above me?
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-04-2014 08:36 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 9-04-2014 08:50 AM (10 years ago)
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Na ur lover boy
Posted: at 9-04-2014 08:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-04-2014 10:40 AM (10 years ago)
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wetin be in name
Posted: at 9-04-2014 10:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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