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Date: 05-04-2014 11:09 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Chizoba Ezeh
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- at 5-04-2014 11:09 PM (10 years ago)
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Watching Football with girls can be very
stressful...Imagine this:
Girl : Austin who's that guy, is that Chris
Brown?
Boy: No, that's Theo Walcott
Girl: hey, what's that yellow card for?
Boy: Its a warning to a player and red means
the player must stop playing and leave the
pitch.
Girl: ohhh, its something similar to a traffic
light. Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Boy: yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..!
Girl: what about the green card? Boy: OHHH,
there's nothing like that in football.
Girl: Which teams are these?
Boy: Arsenal and Chelsea
Girl: What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Boy: Red
Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Boy: (upset)...Chelsea
Girl: I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Boy: (gently sighs)
Girl: who's that old man?
Boy: ah..ok, that's Arsenal's coach. Arsene
Wenger
Girl: oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo
that means the
other
coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Boy: (Changes Channel)

Posted: at 5-04-2014 11:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 5-04-2014 11:41 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Grin nice 1 u try no be small
Posted: at 5-04-2014 11:41 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2014 08:48 AM (10 years ago)
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this poster Wenger.....I like it  Wink Wink
Posted: at 6-04-2014 08:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 11:57 AM (10 years ago)
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i love her joke Shocked
Posted: at 6-04-2014 11:57 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 6-04-2014 12:20 PM (10 years ago)
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why u no go like her joke because she b woman, woman wrapper
Posted: at 6-04-2014 12:20 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2014 01:45 PM (10 years ago)
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I been think say na woman brazier he be b4......which day he come upgrade to wrapper level?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:45 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 6-04-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
hahhaa
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nobleladyG at 6-04-2014 02:10 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
Tanx tanx
Posted: at 6-04-2014 02:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 03:04 PM (10 years ago)
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na who dey hail u yeye / na joke be dis or poem  Undecided
Posted: at 6-04-2014 03:04 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 04:49 PM (10 years ago)
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na nice joke nah
Posted: at 6-04-2014 04:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-04-2014 05:10 PM (10 years ago)
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I swear na pb4 Sad
But nobleladyG u try
Where av u been?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 05:10 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 05:16 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 05:16 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 05:18 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 05:18 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-04-2014 05:19 PM (10 years ago)
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I swear Sad
Posted: at 6-04-2014 05:19 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2014 07:49 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 6-04-2014 07:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- nobleladyG at 6-04-2014 08:12 PM (10 years ago)
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I ve been aroundoooo
Posted: at 6-04-2014 08:12 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2014 12:35 AM (10 years ago)
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am with u. ♥
Posted: at 7-04-2014 12:35 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 06:41 AM (10 years ago)
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onye ochonganoko
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:41 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-04-2014 06:56 AM (10 years ago)
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na only expert talk true for here....for once
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 06:58 AM (10 years ago)
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me nkor?
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:58 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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