TALKING DOG

Date: 06-04-2014 1:40 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 6-04-2014 01:40 PM (10 years ago)
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A guy and his dog walk into a bar.. .....The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So ur dog can talk, huh?"
The guy says yes. Then the bartender says, "So, if I give ur dog money he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes,....he gave the dog money and sends him out.

Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go out looking for the dog. A block away from the bar, they look down the road and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"......The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."

Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:40 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 01:43 PM (10 years ago)
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u no get brain again / dis joke wey i don dey c since 1955
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 6-04-2014 01:53 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmm...
Posted: at 6-04-2014 01:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 6-04-2014 03:06 PM (10 years ago)
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my dog ( zeigbo ) just told me dis joke yesterday night
Posted: at 6-04-2014 03:06 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2014 03:57 PM (10 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-04-2014 03:57 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-04-2014 05:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh are u a dog?  Roll Eyes

Jossy e don tey na
Posted: at 6-04-2014 05:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2014 01:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-04-2014 01:27 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 06:38 AM (10 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:38 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-04-2014 06:57 AM (10 years ago)
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talking dogs
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:57 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 7-04-2014 07:46 AM (10 years ago)
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primary 1 zoke
Posted: at 7-04-2014 07:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 7-04-2014 11:10 AM (10 years ago)
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akuko ifo
Posted: at 7-04-2014 11:10 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 06:49 PM (10 years ago)
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but why dem come tell am hia?
Posted: at 7-04-2014 06:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 7-04-2014 08:11 PM (10 years ago)
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d poster dey craze
Posted: at 7-04-2014 08:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 7-04-2014 09:26 PM (10 years ago)
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and u are his partner and room mate
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2014 09:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Undecided  Undecided 
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:33 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 7-04-2014 09:38 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-04-2014 09:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Sad
Posted: at 7-04-2014 09:51 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-04-2014 07:48 AM (10 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-04-2014 07:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 8-04-2014 11:50 AM (10 years ago)
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kai!
Posted: at 8-04-2014 11:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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