My Dad again...

Date: 12-04-2014 5:46 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 12-04-2014 05:46 PM (10 years ago)
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.we decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors.. Green,red,Orange and blue.My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring everytime when the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked ''what is the matter old man,never you done anything wild in your life?

Knowing my Dad,i quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response;knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response '' Got drunk once and slept with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son...Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-04-2014 05:46 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- yettyness at 12-04-2014 07:27 PM (10 years ago)
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lol....nice one.
Posted: at 12-04-2014 07:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-04-2014 09:04 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 12-04-2014 09:04 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 13-04-2014 03:27 AM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 13-04-2014 03:27 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nzetheo at 13-04-2014 09:12 AM (10 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 13-04-2014 09:12 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aalladinn at 13-04-2014 12:23 PM (10 years ago)
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dis ur joke don get belle  Undecided
Posted: at 13-04-2014 12:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-04-2014 06:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 13-04-2014 06:28 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 13-04-2014 10:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Chai! I no understand this joke oh
Posted: at 13-04-2014 10:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nzetheo at 13-04-2014 11:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 13-04-2014 10:21 PM
Chai! I no understand this joke oh
the man called the boy a peacock indirectly Tongue
Posted: at 13-04-2014 11:00 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2014 03:11 AM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-04-2014 03:11 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 14-04-2014 04:13 PM (10 years ago)
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peacocks
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:13 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nzetheo at 14-04-2014 04:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 14-04-2014 04:13 PM
peacocks
zeigbo...she called u peacock. Tongue
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:31 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- alabi22 at 14-04-2014 04:42 PM (10 years ago)
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kai...wetin u mean now? u want make I fire u catapult?
Posted: at 14-04-2014 04:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 14-04-2014 05:46 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-04-2014 05:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 15-04-2014 08:15 PM (10 years ago)
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pacing
Posted: at 15-04-2014 08:15 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- beejaybabs at 15-04-2014 11:06 PM (10 years ago)
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End of story?
Posted: at 15-04-2014 11:06 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 16-04-2014 11:27 AM (10 years ago)
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who be that guy wey to de pace sef?
Posted: at 16-04-2014 11:27 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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