simple.
you just walk up to any girl and say.....
hi girl, i'm (insert name) just passing and noticed your smiling face and was think i'll love to take to to chiken republic!!! My ride is over there (point at any parking lot with fine cars!
She'll come with you! Naija gurls love fast food die like sey na hungry dey drive dem come outside.
Speach is silver, silence is Gold! | Posted: at 2-09-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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u mean my smiling face? as an example? lol | Posted: at 2-09-2009 11:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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everyone has their own techniques in gettin a girl....dnt jock off someones style.....
That one be say all the stuff like: You are the only sugar in my tea, the only cockroach in my cupboard and the only fish in my ocean nodey work again, gone were those days, they used to work like shit men !!! Anyway, I will have to shine my eyes and wake up. Any homies in da house, share your won experiences now. 14_Inches But can i buy you a rechard card? Can work these days!!
Speach is silver, silence is Gold! | Posted: at 2-09-2009 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "erikaakpan") erikaakpan at 3-09-2009 12:00 AM (14 years ago)  (f) simple.
you just walk up to any girl and say.....
hi girl, i'm (insert name) just passing and noticed your smiling face and was think i'll love to take to to chiken republic!!! My ride is over there (point at any parking lot with fine cars!
She'll come with you! Naija gurls love fast food die like sey na hungry dey drive dem come outside.
lmaooo....dis is funny.....
Flirtation: Attention without intention. | Posted: at 3-09-2009 12:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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am lmfao | Posted: at 3-09-2009 12:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ceejay58") ceejay58 at 3-09-2009 02:32 AM (14 years ago) (m) Please pardon me if am sounding absurd,
I need some of these homies to acquaint me with the latest toasting techniques and sayings to babes in Naija.
I guess am no longer in TOWN!!!! and a bit old skool now, but if you check my veins, young bloods still run there, so can anyone in da house tell me what is the latest now. Gone were those days when you have to tell a lady that your father owns COCOA house or the railways station or even Merchant banks before she can fall for you.
I have also been out of town fro some years. So I need some elementary training on that too. No one might say, I might get lucky because am planning to visit naija very soon !!!
I am a Nigerian from WESTERN REGION OF NIGERIA, well that is all I remember. I gues I have not missed much!!!!
14_Inches
okz... so when next u see any chic u desire just walk up to her and say..... 'i ll like 2 f*ck ya mudda fu*kin bitch with my 14 Inches. then she ll smile and say " c'mon mahn, lets ride" | Posted: at 3-09-2009 02:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zie85er") zie85er at 3-09-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) (m) Please pardon me if am sounding absurd,
I need some of these homies to acquaint me with the latest toasting techniques and sayings to babes in Naija.
I guess am no longer in TOWN!!!! and a bit old skool now, but if you check my veins, young bloods still run there, so can anyone in da house tell me what is the latest now. Gone were those days when you have to tell a lady that your father owns COCOA house or the railways station or even Merchant banks before she can fall for you.
I have also been out of town fro some years. So I need some elementary training on that too. No one might say, I might get lucky because am planning to visit naija very soon !!!
I am a Nigerian from WESTERN REGION OF NIGERIA, well that is all I remember. I gues I have not missed much!!!!
14_Inches
wait till u get to 15 or 16 inches-long.....then we talk
If you cannot lend a hand, then be a nuisance! Either way, the most important thing is to take part! http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6551/246771310490792.jpg sorry..  | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 3-09-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) (m) PASSING
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:29 AM (14 years ago) (m) D latest is, baby i luv u talk ur own.
Mchew! Ooooooooooooooooooooooold Skul!  Ta!.. commot there... You won dey claim new school.
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) (m) na lie, the latest for my side be say
if na ur nebo
go her house, ask am abeg u get salt.
next day say abeg u get pepper?
next day, abeg u get oil? till abeg you like me?
O'boy!.. you be WACO Ooo... Then the third day... Abeg, i get banana you get tomato... you want make we cook salad?
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) (m) D latest is, baby i luv u talk ur own.
i luv u too ossy!  are u sure? Cos my heart dey do me yori yori now. Ya heart go just burst 
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) (m) give her your number
Give him yours 
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) (m) simple.
you just walk up to any girl and say.....
hi girl, i'm (insert name) just passing and noticed your smiling face and was think i'll love to take to to chiken republic!!! My ride is over there (point at any parking lot with fine cars!
She'll come with you! Naija gurls love fast food die like sey na hungry dey drive dem come outside.
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) (m) u mean my smiling face? as an example?
lol
NOT!..
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) (m)
But can i buy you a rechard card? Can work these days!!
No bi lie
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 3-09-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) (m) watching!
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "macgreat") macgreat at 3-09-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago) (m) sighting
My life is BEAUTIFUL! . . don't NEED attentions, Give 'em to those who really NEED 'em. . . No Time | Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "waco") waco at 3-09-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) (m) TOASTING a babe: 1. baby are you a resedential in this location? 2. your face is familiarity with my street girl before make we begin run package!
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 3-09-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "ademola78") ademola78 at 3-09-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) Chei! bros you fall my hand o, wait na seminary u been dey leave? maga! Anyway try that waco technique 1st nd lets see where it gets u. | Posted: at 3-09-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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latest is jus sain hi like manytimes..b4 u meet in a club or at a party or eateries..and u are lik ....hey i tink i hav seen u b4..........ball....
This your advice fit put one to trouble ooo!!! I used dat before and the lady just laughed at me and said am a big lier, that she has never been to Nigeria that she came this morning !!!! I was more ashamed, and that was the end of the toasting. I just said sorry, wrong person and dis-farahan (disappear!!!) 14_Inches | Posted: at 3-09-2009 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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