14_Inches_Long at 3-09-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and shirt front is wet. Fault : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution : Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and beer unusually pale and clear. Fault : Glass is empty. Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom : Feet cold and wet. Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom : Feet warm and wet. Fault : Loss of self-control. Solution : Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom : Lap cool and wet. Fault : Drooling on yourself. Solution : Change position so that you are drooling on someone else. Symptom : Bar blurred. Fault : You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass. Solution : Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom :Bar moving. Fault : You are being carried out. Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being kidnapped!!! Sympton : Bar looks like a circus. Fault : You're at a circus. Solution : Go to a bar. Symptom : The opposite wall is covered with ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it. Fault : You have fallen over backwards. Solution : If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar. Symptom : Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and cigarette butts. Fault : You have fallen over forwards. Solution : Same as for falling over backwards. Symptom : Everything has gone dim. Fault : The pub is closing. Solution : PANIC!!
Posted: at 3-09-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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KleverC at 3-09-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) (m) PANIC!!!
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up Posted: at 3-09-2009 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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arrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geoin4matic Engineer .. Posted: at 3-09-2009 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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KleverC at 3-09-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) (m) Fault : The pub is closing.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up Posted: at 3-09-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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solution: open the pub
Geoin4matic Engineer .. Posted: at 3-09-2009 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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xter at 3-09-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago) (m) nice and average
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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OHHHHHHHHHH I GET PHOBIA FOR LONG THING;D Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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xter at 3-09-2009 11:50 PM (14 years ago) (m) what about long life
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Posted: at 3-09-2009 11:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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U MEAN LONG LIFE MILK;D Posted: at 4-09-2009 01:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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KleverC at 4-09-2009 08:33 PM (14 years ago) (m) Fault : You're at a circus.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up Posted: at 4-09-2009 08:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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uchevictor at 8-09-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago) (m) ur joke na wa Posted: at 8-09-2009 01:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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asaph at 10-09-2009 07:16 AM (14 years ago) (m) I will start drinking again Posted: at 10-09-2009 07:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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just2sexy at 10-09-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) (m) i ve posted this b4,. check drunken sickenes and thier causes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! Posted: at 10-09-2009 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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nice on and you yes you just2sexy what your prob Posted: at 10-09-2009 08:40 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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asaph at 13-09-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) (m) everything Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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All my pals, did this troubleshooting techniques worked during xmas?? Nice one. Keep it up !!! 14_Inches Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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xter at 6-01-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok sir
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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yes sir.... Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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xter at 6-01-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago) (m) who be sir?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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zolazola at 6-01-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) (m) tooo long, so i no read Posted: at 6-01-2010 05:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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