Shocking: The second coming of Jesus Christ may never happen – Vatican

Date: 23-04-2014 4:38 pm (9 years ago) | Author: abu aliu
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The SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican officially announced some days ago that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.

“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”

The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.

“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

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Posted: at 23-04-2014 04:38 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- maryclaret at 23-04-2014 04:41 PM (9 years ago)
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I can't believe what I am reading. This is a stupid joke right???

Posted: at 23-04-2014 04:41 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Esthernice at 23-04-2014 05:19 PM (9 years ago)
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Am talking u oooooo, dis is a very stupid joke ooooooo, all dis false prophet, our God is jus watching, by d time he strikes u guys, by dat time, evry oda false prophet will learn lesson n repent sharp sharp....Nonesense!!!
Posted: at 23-04-2014 05:19 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- lisakay at 23-04-2014 05:33 PM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
Posted: at 23-04-2014 05:33 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- DMG17 at 23-04-2014 06:15 PM (9 years ago)
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JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD SHALL RETURN TO THE WORLD TO REIGN AS THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

PURE AND SIMPLE.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:15 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 23-04-2014 06:20 PM (9 years ago)
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kkk
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 23-04-2014 06:27 PM (9 years ago)
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whoever is saying dis rubbish must be high on sometin
am sure d devil is using him 2 lure so many pple 2 hell
DO NOT BE DECEIVE! HIS COMING MAY TARRY BUT 1 SURE THING IS THAT HE WILL COME AT THE RIGHT TIME

Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- christianity at 23-04-2014 06:39 PM (9 years ago)
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ok,noted,next
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:39 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chericoco at 23-04-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago)
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Why will jesus come? With the evil ways humans live now? Reverend Fathers molesting young boys, reverend sisters having babies, killings, homosegxwals all over, etc. Vatican don't have faith in God or Jesus christ if such statement came from them.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:47 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- longben at 23-04-2014 06:48 PM (9 years ago)
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This man has at one stroke,deflated the hopes of most black people who according to Bob Marley think"Great God will come from the sky,take away everything and make everybody feel high,but if you know what live is worth,you would look for yours on earth.so now your see the light,stand up for your rights" (Get up stand up) to a better live.We need good roads,health facilities,security,clean water and good food with decent housing thrown into the mix and not some fairy-tale rapture story or the 72 virgins fable. I bet you that if we cant get some of these amenities mentioned here,most black people will want to live to an old age instead of praying for Jesus to come and end the world everyday.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:48 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- paulohking at 23-04-2014 06:51 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- dickman2 at 23-04-2014 06:54 PM (9 years ago)
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why na..
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:54 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gmarley at 23-04-2014 06:58 PM (9 years ago)
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wonders shall never end
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:58 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SHAGASHA at 23-04-2014 06:59 PM (9 years ago)
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na wah o, i dnt believe it sha. but no matter wat they say, i  believe HE IS COMING BACK. GOD CANNOT LIKE, HE CANT GET HIGH SO PPL SHOULD BE CAREFUL ON THEIR CHOICE OF WORDS ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAS TO DO WITH OUR CREATOR.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 06:59 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- odimajorr at 23-04-2014 07:02 PM (9 years ago)
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AM VERY SURE this statement alone will brainwash millions of pple on earth. Devil is using men of God these End of days so dat dey can turn from God. Whether u like it or not Jesus is coming back. Hold ur faith Yea christians for the lord will appear in the clouds and the trumpets will be blown by the angels of the most high God. Don't be carried away by false prophets...

Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:02 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Imoking at 23-04-2014 07:13 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: DMG17 on 23-04-2014 06:15 PM
JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD SHALL RETURN TO THE WORLD TO REIGN AS THE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

PURE AND SIMPLE.




SUPPORTED
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:13 PM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- angesco at 23-04-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago)
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I understand this was SAID by POPE BENEDICT. And MAYBE this CAN explain WHY HE HAD TO STEP DOWN. After all, pope's NEVER STEP DOWN- he was only the SECOND or THIRD pope to DO SO.

The PRESENT pope is POPE FRANCIS.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 23-04-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago)
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Its ours to kn wen d LORD will cum.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:14 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- winace at 23-04-2014 07:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 23-04-2014 07:14 PM
Its NOT ours to kn wen d LORD will cum.
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:16 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- paulohking at 23-04-2014 07:18 PM (9 years ago)
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hahahahahaha, if true, may God punish  this so called spokesman, if not, God punish this poster. Gbam!!!
Posted: at 23-04-2014 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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