poverty is a desease

Date: 18-05-2014 2:55 pm (9 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 18-05-2014 02:55 PM (9 years ago)
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PASTOR: Poverty is a disease, you have to fight poverty.

(Experthief got up and started walking out of the church.
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PASTOR: Agboro Expert, why are you leaving in the middle of the sermon?
EXPERTHIEF: Why are you telling me to fight a war I can't win?

PASTOR: What do you mean?

EXPERTHIEF: My parents are poor, my siblings are poor, the whole of Warri town where I was born is poor. Now tell which kind weapon I wan take fight Warri?

Posted: at 18-05-2014 02:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- yettyness at 19-05-2014 05:13 PM (9 years ago)
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no problem where he locks himself...just tight shut with padlock.
Posted: at 19-05-2014 05:13 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 19-05-2014 05:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Mentol don enter this poster brain!! He dey talk of expert  he still dey talk of theif! are u sure there is solution to this fracture injury wey dey ur brain?

Posted: at 19-05-2014 05:58 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 20-05-2014 06:43 AM (9 years ago)
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Expert go meet dentist to check ur brain wey dey lick
Posted: at 20-05-2014 06:43 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 20-05-2014 08:24 AM (9 years ago)
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Am a dentist by myself and i don check am it is 100% normal
Abnormal you need to go n refill some senses

Posted: at 20-05-2014 08:24 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 21-05-2014 09:26 AM (9 years ago)
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backyard dentist, lol
Posted: at 21-05-2014 09:26 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 21-05-2014 05:03 PM (9 years ago)
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nonsense yoke
Posted: at 21-05-2014 05:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 22-05-2014 01:00 PM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 22-05-2014 01:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 24-05-2014 11:19 AM (9 years ago)
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yeye is a disease
Posted: at 24-05-2014 11:19 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 24-05-2014 01:02 PM (9 years ago)
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i don take antibiotic
Posted: at 24-05-2014 01:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 24-05-2014 01:04 PM (9 years ago)
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i don take antibiotic
Posted: at 24-05-2014 01:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 24-05-2014 04:51 PM (9 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 24-05-2014 04:51 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 26-05-2014 12:30 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-05-2014 12:30 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 28-05-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago)
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disease abi go for diagnosis before u take antibotics brightossy
Posted: at 28-05-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-05-2014 12:41 PM (9 years ago)
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Tell ur husband o

Posted: at 28-05-2014 12:41 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 28-05-2014 12:55 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-05-2014 12:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 28-05-2014 04:43 PM (9 years ago)
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kiss me
Posted: at 28-05-2014 04:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 28-05-2014 05:04 PM (9 years ago)
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I GO BEAT SHIT COMMOT FOR YOUR NYASH
Posted: at 28-05-2014 05:04 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 29-05-2014 01:24 PM (9 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 29-05-2014 01:24 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 29-05-2014 01:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 28-05-2014 05:04 PM
I GO BEAT sh*t COMMOT FOR YOUR NYASH


 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes chai raki na shit business u come de do na?
Posted: at 29-05-2014 01:26 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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