Battle of The Hips: The Last Four UKWU Benders in Africa

Date: 22-05-2014 12:31 am (9 years ago) | Author: Opemipo Adeniyi
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HIP HIP HIP Hurray. After touring all the countries in Africa with our aim of profiling the four biggest UKWU’s (N.B while referring to this kind of ukwu’s (Hips) you have to use CAPITAL letters. I don’t need to tell you why) in the continent. I must confess to you, this research is very technical and comes with its own hazard. Along the line, we had profiled some ferocious and boisterous (No vex, I just discovered the meaning and I just have to use it even if it does not fit) UKWU only to find out they were either filled with saw dust or injected with palm oil. SEE THEM, shior.
 

We had to use our enhanced and updated UKWU detector and below is our top four.

1. Maltida Hipsy

When she was given birth to and called Matilda Hipsy, its not clear if the parents foresaw that her hips would become probably the largest in Africa. Or could it be that wasn’t her original name? She changed it to Hipsy because of her talented curvy hips?

She will always be remembered for causing the longest hold up in Ghana, and has been cautioned many times by the Ghanaian road safety commission. See pics below;


2. Lily Corazon

While we were still drooling over Maltida, we stumbled on Corazon. She has been on everyone’s lips after her photos went viral on social media. Corazon Kwamboka is the newest Kenyan socialite in town heavily endowed and does not shy to make suggestive poses. She is a lawyer, having graduated last year from the University of Nairobi. If I ever got into trouble, she will be my Lawyer.


3. Peace Hyde

Yea, next on our list is Peace Hyde, an example of hotties that are categorised as FULL OPTION, 4 X 4 or Four Wheel Drive. Do I need to tell you why?.

Peace Hyde started acting at the age of 11 but made her real debut in Ghana some few years ago on the hit TV series Adam’s Apple’s. She already has two MNET movies under her belt, namely Protégé and the Prodigal Son with regular guest appearances on the GH ONE talk show ‘Tales From the Powder Room’ holding her own opposite host Naa Ashorkor. She is also the host of Black Avenue Work’s first ever entertainment show.

See pics below;


4. Tolu Toolz Oniru.

We cannot end this list without profiling the one and only Toolz, UKWU 01 of Naija. Toolz was quoted in an interview back in 2012;

My body is very womanly. My mom has this figure so I got it from her. I work out and tend to lose weight on my upper body. I have always had killer hips and when I was growing up, I did my best to hide them. Back then, the vogue was to be slim with no curves. When I was in the UK, and everyone was going skimpy during summer, I would hide my curves in baggy T-shirts’, she said.

Meaning she was born with it.



And here you have it, The Four UKWU benders in Africa. Which one of them is the winner? and did we miss anything? Please let us know in your comments.


Posted: at 22-05-2014 12:31 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- Peppery at 22-05-2014 12:32 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2014 12:32 AM (9 years ago) | Newbie
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- SugarBB at 22-05-2014 12:42 AM (9 years ago)
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Poster u go wound oooo Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 22-05-2014 12:42 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tankNZ at 22-05-2014 07:33 AM (9 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 22-05-2014 07:33 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- exever100 at 22-05-2014 07:38 AM (9 years ago)
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tools tools Kiss
Posted: at 22-05-2014 07:38 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicent2k3 at 22-05-2014 08:07 AM (9 years ago)
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ukwu benders? na avatar them be? ...... Grin
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:07 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- winace at 22-05-2014 08:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Lolssss
So na hips be ur own problem poster.
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:16 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bankable at 22-05-2014 08:26 AM (9 years ago)
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Their hips big pass Winace hips.. Omo that Ghana girl own no be here... Poster serious you true true use hips detection software for all these UKWU BENDERS? Hehehehe.
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:26 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- youngrashy at 22-05-2014 08:34 AM (9 years ago)
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I have one kenya gf wit dis kinda hips...damn most kenya women are naturally endowed when it comes to hips...
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:34 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dollar22 at 22-05-2014 08:35 AM (9 years ago)
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Artificial
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:35 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- daveobahon at 22-05-2014 08:44 AM (9 years ago)
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mehnnnn tats all I can say
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:44 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Larry28 at 22-05-2014 08:45 AM (9 years ago)
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K
Posted: at 22-05-2014 08:45 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- queenbabe at 22-05-2014 09:07 AM (9 years ago)
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Naija 4 life
Posted: at 22-05-2014 09:07 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Afrogotojail at 22-05-2014 09:14 AM (9 years ago)
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Wicked
Posted: at 22-05-2014 09:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kswagger at 22-05-2014 09:38 AM (9 years ago)
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make dem go shake d yansh for BOKO HARAM
 n get a negative result

Posted: at 22-05-2014 09:38 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- akinmanchy at 22-05-2014 10:27 AM (9 years ago)
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Seen

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- gmarley at 22-05-2014 10:50 AM (9 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-05-2014 10:50 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Topsylucas at 22-05-2014 12:13 PM (9 years ago)
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African women re endowed joo.
Posted: at 22-05-2014 12:13 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Topsylucas at 22-05-2014 12:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Topsylucas on 22-05-2014 12:13 PM
African women re endowed joo.

Except amalemalaga1 of all agberos. Dat one no get shape, e skinny like lizard bcos of overdo wit imbeciles inside abandoned keke marwas. Lolzzzz
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- lufad at 22-05-2014 12:30 PM (9 years ago)
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W16 Monsters...dis creations would cost ur money...big tyme
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