40 Years of Marriage

Date: 03-06-2014 4:28 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Oluwayinka
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet,
romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
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The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -
two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
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So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
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Posted: at 3-06-2014 04:28 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- alabi22 at 4-06-2014 06:41 PM (10 years ago)
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yinka...u 4 tell me b4 u post ds ur letter of advice, I 4 tell u who vu go address am to...na jossy & expert. simple
Posted: at 4-06-2014 06:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 4-06-2014 08:05 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  4-06-2014 06:41 PM
yinka...u 4 tell me b4 u post ds ur letter of advice, I 4 tell u who vu go address am to...na jossy & expert. simple
alabi see,,, if you wan talk something no dey add me with that crazy boi wey dem dey call jossy  Angry
That mumu boi go dey happy say them dey join am with beta psn like me!
 I hate that kind tin
Alabi i no dey play o Angry

Posted: at 4-06-2014 08:05 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 5-06-2014 11:28 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2014 11:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-06-2014 01:18 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  4-06-2014 08:05 PM
alabi see,,, if you wan talk something no dey add me with that crazy boi wey dem dey call jossy  Angry
That mumu boi go dey happy say them dey join am with beta psn like me!
 I hate that kind tin
Alabi i no dey play o Angry
Oga at d top...I don hear
Posted: at 7-06-2014 01:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 7-06-2014 02:50 PM (10 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Grin Grin lol
Posted: at 7-06-2014 02:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2014 02:28 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  7-06-2014 01:18 PM
Oga at d top...I don hear

alabi pls take note of wetin e just tell u.....I no wan see my name in line with a certified chimpanzee....for im mind now,, e go think say e don turn to human being

Posted: at 8-06-2014 02:28 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 8-06-2014 05:45 PM (10 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 8-06-2014 05:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 8-06-2014 11:34 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?

Posted: at 8-06-2014 11:34 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-06-2014 09:36 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  8-06-2014 02:28 PM
alabi pls take note of wetin e just tell u.....I no wan see my name in line with a certified chimpanzee....for im mind now,, e go think say e don turn to human being
una sabi vex oo. okay I don hear,
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:36 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 10-06-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-06-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 15-06-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago)
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no mind dem
jossy don smoke
expert don drink
both of dem dey high
Posted: at 15-06-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ableyinka at 19-06-2014 10:51 AM (10 years ago)
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My beloved Alabi, Jossy and Expert.

Just to say I love you all.
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:51 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 19-06-2014 11:01 AM (10 years ago)
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i jump n pass

Posted: at 19-06-2014 11:01 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 19-06-2014 02:34 PM (10 years ago)
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rove in torky
Posted: at 19-06-2014 02:34 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 07:00 AM (10 years ago)
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i c

Posted: at 20-06-2014 07:00 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-06-2014 07:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ableyinka on 19-06-2014 10:51 AM
My beloved Alabi, Jossy and Expert.

Just to say I love you all.
OK. we don hear
Posted: at 20-06-2014 07:30 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 11:22 AM (10 years ago)
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is dat an ans?

Posted: at 20-06-2014 11:22 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-06-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 20-06-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-06-2014 02:55 PM (10 years ago)
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y u like 2 dey cry evryvtime wen u no b bushbaby...u smoke?
Posted: at 20-06-2014 02:55 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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