JOKE BUT TRUTH ( read nd understand )

JOKE BUT TRUTH :::
we all know some men out
there can be dis heartless.
JOKE:
Akpors went to the police
station to report his
missing wife.
Akpors: I’ve lost my wife,
she went shopping
yesterday and has still not
come home.
Officer: What is her height?
Akpors: I really never
noticed.
Officer: Is she slim or fat?
Akpors: Not slim, not really
fat.
Officer: Colour of eyes?
Akpors: Never noticed.
Officer: Colour of hair?
Akpors: I don't know,
changes with season.
Officer: What was she
wearing? Akpors: I don’t
remember exactly.
Officer: Did she go in a
car? Akpors: Yes sir, my
car.
Officer: What kind of car
was it?
Akpors: Black Audi A8 with
super charged 3.0 litre V6
engine generating 333
horse power with an eight-
speed triptonic automatic
transmission with manual
mode. And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very
thin scratch on the front
left door.….at this point
Akpors started crying.
Officer: Don't worry
sir.........We will find your
car!

Posted: at 5-06-2014 06:03 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

do u nid a prophet to tell u dat?

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Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 6-06-2014 03:15 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

na wetin?

Posted: at 7-06-2014 01:04 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

see broda in crime

Posted: at 15-06-2014 09:49 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac

passing with full speed

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Posted: at 19-06-2014 06:35 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

huh

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Posted: at 21-06-2014 09:40 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Oooooops

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Posted: at 22-06-2014 05:11 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero

rakelly u see wetin you've caused to ursef
Anyway sweethrt nothn dey between me and her
But you've make ur wish and ur wish is my command make alabi con start work
But alabi no dey baff well na im be the problem

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Posted: at 22-06-2014 06:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero

  how u take knw say alabi nor de baff well? dis man u are trying me oooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 22-06-2014 09:52 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac