It could have been worse

Date: 13-09-2009 12:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
- at 13-09-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''

His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. 

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 13-09-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-09-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 13-09-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 14-09-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Thank u.
Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 14-09-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc joke
Posted: at 14-09-2009 09:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 14-09-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 14-09-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 15-09-2009 04:52 AM (14 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 15-09-2009 04:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 15-09-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one dear..the guy to dey scrape ,..no dig the pit
Posted: at 15-09-2009 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 15-09-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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NO LONG TIN
Posted: at 15-09-2009 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-09-2009 01:06 AM (14 years ago)
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What
Posted: at 17-09-2009 01:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 17-09-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Bros abeg u try no b small Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-09-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 18-09-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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ok!!
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- presciousoluchi at 26-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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u try, ok
Posted: at 26-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 26-10-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago)
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lmaoo
Posted: at 26-10-2009 08:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dimejikemi at 26-10-2009 08:53 PM (14 years ago)
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9ICE
Posted: at 26-10-2009 08:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-10-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago)
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is that so?
Posted: at 26-10-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 27-10-2009 02:06 AM (14 years ago)
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na  so ?............
Posted: at 27-10-2009 02:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 27-10-2009 02:54 AM (14 years ago)
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looooool
Posted: at 27-10-2009 02:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 27-10-2009 07:34 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks all of u
Posted: at 27-10-2009 07:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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