Drinking Again

Date: 18-09-2009 8:46 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 18-09-2009 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to crawl the four blocks home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, “SO YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!”

Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, “What makes you say that?”

“The pub just called; you left your wheelchair there again.”

Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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fotocopy..posted million times
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 18-09-2009 08:47 PM
fotocopy..posted million times

@ Favour, Ok, o! but I haven't even seen it once. Undecided
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ohhhhh!nice one
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:56 PM (14 years ago)
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whatever!!! thanks for leaving a comment.
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ahah , na fight?lol
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
lol
lol
no fight
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:02 PM (14 years ago)
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smiling now.ahahah
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-09-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Old joke
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:17 PM (14 years ago)
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remodel jokky
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:25 PM (14 years ago)
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but u read it still
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)
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u think so
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 19-09-2009 06:14 AM (14 years ago)
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LOL...
Posted: at 19-09-2009 06:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 19-09-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 10-10-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 10-10-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 10-10-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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she try
Posted: at 10-10-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 10-10-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)
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yes thanks
Posted: at 10-10-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 11-10-2009 02:05 AM (14 years ago)
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she no try at all..........what kinda stupid try is dat to copycat all the time
Posted: at 11-10-2009 02:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- elusakin at 11-10-2009 05:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Now I see how you guys get your Addict status. You just can't stop posting stupid comments.
Posted: at 11-10-2009 05:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 11-10-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago)
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i just want to be the last to comment on this topic
Posted: at 11-10-2009 07:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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