Real 911 Calls

Date: 18-09-2009 8:55 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago)
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BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired
of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is……….

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.
Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
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you too good, muah~ nice one
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-09-2009 10:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Seensome b4 but funy though
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks @all
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 18-09-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 11:18 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Ur welcome
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-09-2009 12:45 AM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE THERE HMMMM MORE I KNOW U GET THEM WELLA;D
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2009 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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True talk
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-09-2009 12:53 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-10-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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teeco this is the evidence.,.....i dont want to do this b4 ...but u push me... to  it Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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evidence of what
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago)
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teeco photocopy this post and copy and paste it......check it on his name Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 23-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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okeyyyyyy i see
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 23-10-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 23-10-2009 07:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 18-09-2009 10:07 PM
Seensome b4 but funy though

yup
Posted: at 23-10-2009 07:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 23-10-2009 11:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 23-10-2009 07:52 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 18-09-2009 10:07 PM
Seensome b4 but funy though

yup
ok
Posted: at 23-10-2009 11:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 24-10-2009 12:33 AM (14 years ago)
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K'l
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- xter at 24-10-2009 12:39 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
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