Tickets to the Ball

Date: 18-09-2009 8:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 18-09-2009 08:58 PM (14 years ago)
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A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, “I bet you’re going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball.”

He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have Balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ahahha! nice
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ok wetin nice hear now
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks!
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (14 years ago)
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you welcome
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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i still dey talk am ...

wetin funny here ?
Posted: at 18-09-2009 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-09-2009 10:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Me sef i no knw oh
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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help me ask am
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-09-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny @ ALL
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2009 02:28 AM (14 years ago)
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Exactly
Posted: at 19-09-2009 02:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-09-2009 02:49 AM (14 years ago)
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TICKET FOR HIGH WAY Grin
Posted: at 19-09-2009 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kikkie at 19-09-2009 03:06 AM (14 years ago)
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ok, now am suppose to laugh. hahahahaha
Posted: at 19-09-2009 03:06 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-09-2009 03:22 AM (14 years ago)
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GOOD THATS THE CURE FOR ALL TYPE OF SICKNESS Grin
Posted: at 19-09-2009 03:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 19-09-2009 06:19 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin I guess...
Posted: at 19-09-2009 06:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- godwinb at 19-09-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one there
Posted: at 19-09-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- coolguys235 at 19-09-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-09-2009 04:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 19-09-2009 06:19 AM
Grin I guess...

UNDERSTATEMENT! NA TRUE  Grin
Posted: at 21-09-2009 04:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 21-09-2009 05:15 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm  maybe
Posted: at 21-09-2009 05:15 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 21-09-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago)
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xter na which kind pix be this?
Posted: at 21-09-2009 09:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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