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Date: 18-09-2009 10:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 18-09-2009 10:47 PM (14 years ago)
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It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Kathleen. When Heidi started going into labor, she called “911.”

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!”

Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 18-09-2009 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 10:57 PM (14 years ago)
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THANKS
Posted: at 18-09-2009 10:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 18-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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funnieeeeeee
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 18-09-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks neosha!
Posted: at 18-09-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-09-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY GIRL NICE ONE;D
Posted: at 19-09-2009 01:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Gud one
Posted: at 19-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 19-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 19-09-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago)
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good silly jokky  Grin
Posted: at 19-09-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 20-09-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahu
Posted: at 20-09-2009 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pepple2ib at 20-09-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one. Getting better.
Posted: at 20-09-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 20-09-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ooh
Posted: at 20-09-2009 06:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 20-09-2009 07:10 PM (14 years ago)
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e don do
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