CHURCH BELLS........

Date: 13-08-2007 7:43 am (15 years ago) | Author: caramelzzz
- at 13-08-2007 07:43 AM (15 years ago)
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 13-08-2007 07:43 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- LadyC at 23-08-2007 02:33 AM (15 years ago)
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Hot Pink dress white shoes and lite blue hair.  That poor lady need a lot of help.
Posted: at 23-08-2007 02:33 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 16-12-2008 08:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Church bell indeed, Pastor must hear this.
Posted: at 16-12-2008 08:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- morgrawl231 at 14-04-2016 06:30 PM (6 years ago)
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Na real Church bell,,,,so keep dancing
Posted: at 14-04-2016 06:30 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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