Francischi Scared of Parachuting

Date: 08-08-2014 12:25 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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Francischi joins the Air Force that was sent to Zambisa forest to find the location of the missing girls. He writes his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises..... A month later he gets leave and goes home..... His father asks,, "So, how did the parachute jump go,, son?....Francischi replies, "Well, Dad, it came time for me to jump and I froze at the door...... My drill sergeant comes up behind me..... He is a really big tough guy.....He said to me that I had to either jump out of the plane or he was going to "do me" with his 12-incher!"
Father says, "Well, Son, did you jump?"
How can I jump Father?..Francischi replies.... "I let him have his way"

Posted: at 8-08-2014 12:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 8-08-2014 01:26 PM (9 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked gay i guess
Posted: at 8-08-2014 01:26 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 8-08-2014 01:28 PM (9 years ago)
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chei..... Francis-chei...... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-08-2014 01:28 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 8-08-2014 02:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  8-08-2014 12:25 PM
Francischi joins the Air Force that was sent to Zambisa forest to find the location of the missing girls. He writes his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises..... A month later he gets leave and goes home..... His father asks,, "So, how did the parachute jump go,, son?....Francischi replies, "Well, Dad, it came time for me to jump and I froze at the door...... My drill sergeant comes up behind me..... He is a really big tough guy.....He said to me that I had to either jump out of the plane or he was going to "do me" with his 12-incher!"
Father says, "Well, Son, did you jump?"
How can I jump Father?..Francischi replies.... "I let him have his way"
now u go d happy say u don post joke abi.. As if i be expertTB wey u de do every day? ... Yettyness abi wetin.. Ur brain na tolotolo brain ooo..
Posted: at 8-08-2014 02:50 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 8-08-2014 05:17 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  8-08-2014 02:50 PM
now u go d happy say u don post joke abi.. As if i be expertTB wey u de do every day? ... Yettyness abi wetin.. Ur brain na tolotolo brain ooo..
i don't blame you...when your brain be tolotolo.....you go see world like that. i beg fix am.
Posted: at 8-08-2014 05:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 8-08-2014 06:10 PM (9 years ago)
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na 14 years una dey take play soooo @ jossy, expert & Francischi
Posted: at 8-08-2014 06:10 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 8-08-2014 07:17 PM (9 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 8-08-2014 07:17 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beejaybabs at 8-08-2014 08:42 PM (9 years ago)
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My hand no dey o
Posted: at 8-08-2014 08:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 06:15 AM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 9-08-2014 06:15 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 9-08-2014 06:26 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on  8-08-2014 06:10 PM
na 14 years una dey take play soooo @ jossy, expert & Francischi

alabi wetin concern me concern 14yrs?
Posted: at 9-08-2014 06:26 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 9-08-2014 08:15 AM (9 years ago)
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na francischi talk say u dey do expert evryday so tey in nyash don scata finish
Posted: at 9-08-2014 08:15 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Holyboss at 9-08-2014 09:15 AM (9 years ago)
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Abeg ds Yeye room get police Roll Eyes


Dis Jossy guy deserve 15 yrs for kiri kiri straight  Undecided



So u dey try form francischi for ur abi so we won't knw is u  Undecided
Posted: at 9-08-2014 09:15 AM (9 years ago) | Upcoming
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 10:28 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on  8-08-2014 05:17 PM
i don't blame you...when your brain be tolotolo.....you go see world like that. i beg fix am.
seriously u need brain, brea'st feeding
Posted: at 9-08-2014 10:28 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 10:30 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Holyboss on  9-08-2014 09:15 AM
Abeg ds Yeye room get police Roll Eyes


Dis Jossy guy deserve 15 yrs for kiri kiri straight  Undecided



So u dey try form francischi for ur abi so we won't knw is u  Undecided
see who d talk.. No be u d supply pad for expertTB  ?
Posted: at 9-08-2014 10:30 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:18 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on  9-08-2014 10:28 AM
seriously u need brain, brea'st feeding

You talk Sh*t
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:18 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 11:28 AM (9 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:28 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:36 AM (9 years ago)
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idiot.
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:36 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago)
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No let jossy hear that name from u ... Na d name wey experttb d call am wen ever them d do their show
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 9-08-2014 11:56 AM (9 years ago)
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no it is a word that describes only you.
Posted: at 9-08-2014 11:56 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 9-08-2014 12:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Alabi u de hear? . Tell dis girl say na me nd u
Posted: at 9-08-2014 12:02 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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