Letter to Mom

Date: 26-09-2009 7:48 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 26-09-2009 07:48 AM (14 years ago)
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A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.

P.S.: Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in the desk drawer.

Posted: at 26-09-2009 07:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- asaph at 26-09-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Abscentism
Posted: at 26-09-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 08:11 AM (14 years ago)
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whats dis bullshit? i posted dis stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:11 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 08:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Forgive her. she has been abscent
Posted: at 26-09-2009 08:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 26-09-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago)
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@Xter, does it originally belong to you?  mmmmcheeeewwww!
Posted: at 26-09-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago)
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sorry mum, i will hundle that
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 26-09-2009 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmm...
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 10:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-09-2009 09:59 AM
@Xter, does it originally belong to you?  mmmmcheeeewwww!
if iget hold of u.....................i created it myself and u reformed it
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 26-09-2009 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 26-09-2009 10:19 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 26-09-2009 09:59 AM
@Xter, does it originally belong to you?  mmmmcheeeewwww!
if iget hold of u.....................i created it myself and u reformed it

What did you create it? Then how come I could post it without even seeing your so-called created version...? mmmmcheeeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 10:28 AM (14 years ago)
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hey stop ooh one more hiss 4rm u will create a thunderous slap from me..........u must have peeped in
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 26-09-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Oshisko.

Mmmcheeeeeeeeeeew!
Posted: at 26-09-2009 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 11:00 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok dont fight, everything is in control
Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 26-09-2009 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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ok asaph i wont fight her ,she's looking 4 someone to whip her and i guess i'm the wrong person
Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 26-09-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago)
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thank u good boy.
@poster, where have u been? do u see the results of abscenteism
Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-09-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Xter posted this shit
Posted: at 26-09-2009 11:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-09-2009 12:33 AM (14 years ago)
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not shit
Posted: at 27-09-2009 12:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago)
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WATIN THEY HAPPEN FOR HERE WHO AND WHO WAN FIGHT BAAALEE DON COME...
Posted: at 27-09-2009 01:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-09-2009 05:53 AM (14 years ago)
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kaiyesiii  ooooh
Posted: at 27-09-2009 05:53 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-09-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago)
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u look like a soon locking horns on this topic. i will divide your bodies into tiny parts. ok
Posted: at 27-09-2009 07:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 27-09-2009 08:20 AM (14 years ago)
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ur body? u're so big we'll have enuff to eat
Posted: at 27-09-2009 08:20 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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