DRUNK BASTARD

Date: 29-09-2009 6:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: tobby oshosanwo
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- at 29-09-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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The other night My girl friend and I were sound to sleep when we heard a knock on the front door. I looked at my digital clock, noticed it was three in the morning. I asked myself "who would be knocking at the door at three in the Morning?"
Oh well if I ignor the knock, maybe they will go away. Sure enough there was another knock and it was even louder.
"Steve," my girlfriend said roling over throwing the pillow over her head "Will you please go see who is at the door?"
Aggitated I got up out of bed, threw my pants and went to go see who was at the door. Upon opening the door there was this drunk man that lived down the street.
" sorry to wake you Mister," he slurd "Can you give me a push?"
"Hell no!" I angerily slammed the door in his face. I stomped back up to the bedroom.
"Who was it?" My girlfriend asked as I was laying back down in the bed.
"That stupid drunk from down the street." I said, " He wanted me to give him a push."
" So why aren't you helping him?" My girlfriend asked
"What?"
"Why don't you help him. Remember that time when we were coming from my parents house during the rain storm? The car lost traction and ended up in a ditch. You had to go to a near by farm house and ask for help. What would you have done if the farmer would of slammed the door?"
Guilt hit me. I got out of bed went to the front door asked if the drunk was still out side He said "Yeah I am over here."
"where are you?" It was dark I could not see him
" Over on the side of the house sitting on the swing set.

Posted: at 29-09-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- just2sexy at 29-09-2009 11:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Aha good one Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2009 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-09-2009 12:06 AM (14 years ago)
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yes he try...
Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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Fedybaba yeah true talk
Posted: at 30-09-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 30-09-2009 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ooh
Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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No wahala
Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 30-09-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao nyc one...
Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok dear hw are u doin?
Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 30-09-2009 10:33 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm fine my boy
Posted: at 30-09-2009 10:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 30-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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@xter he izn't gay......lolz.
@swtthrt  i'm fyn .
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-09-2009 11:07 PM (14 years ago)
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rubbish............i didn't ask u to reply me
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 30-09-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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we r not quarelin' now.....
can u send me an im.
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-09-2009 11:11 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 30-09-2009 11:24 PM (14 years ago)
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y d hmmmmmmmmmm
dont annoy me oooooooo
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-09-2009 11:29 PM (14 years ago)
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annoy u? how?
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 30-09-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Lesson
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-09-2009 11:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-09-2009 11:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago)
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ok ok
Posted: at 1-10-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-10-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago)
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i dont get the term "lesson"
Posted: at 1-10-2009 12:14 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 12:21 AM (14 years ago)
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instead of joke as at topic.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 12:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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